You must be at least this tall (hold your hand up to the level of your taint) in order to ride the Flabby Hoffman's Cartoonage ride. Pregnant women and those with a heart condition should seek the medical advice of a witch doctor before watching anything by or containing Flabby Hoffman. You might think this video is nauseating and worthless, but the truth is that you're jealous (and worthless). You're jealous of all the talent we've got and the zippo talent that you have. You should rename yourself to "Zippo, The Talentless Clown Hack" until next Presidents Day. It is not uncommon however for you to feel your hands go clammy and your forehead actually growing a unibrow while watching this. That is the typical reaction. Why Cartoonage is so heavy and intense that it is legally recognized as a weapon of mass destruction in every "Blue" state in the U.S. excepting Texas. It's bung-tageous!
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