The Disney Channel Rap

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Lyrics:
It goes from cory in the house
To Dave the barbarian
The kid that looks like a mouse
Hey look a Librarian
Got Recess with Gus
Then some Hannah Montana
Hey look Thats so Raven Plus
Some girl named Anna
Sorry I messed up
There is no girl named Anna
I Just needed a word to rhyme with Hannah Montana
All the girls that watch the diisney channel
Are madly in love with Jonas brothers

Theres Kevin Joe and NICK
But did you hear the news
Theres a new Jonas brother
I mean sister
The wizards
From Waverly Place
Hey look its Selena
And a Squirll
twenty five minus four
Just do the math
It equals up to twenty one
The age of Zac Efron
You're too old to still be on the disney channel
He knows it's the truth
That why he covers up his face

Its the Disney Channel Rap
You know its the best
Just ask Adam west
Its better than the rest
You can get two guys
That look exactly the same
Or a southern girl that tries to into a blonde chick
Its all the Disney channel
I know its very strange
But I promise you
That you will not derange
Its Derek
Its Raven
Its Lilo and stich
Its the Disney channel
Let me explain a little more

Whos brian obrian
This guy is like fifty
He looks like a lion
What else is there to say
Its Selena again
And Miley Cyrus
Raven s gonna tell my future
I hope it turns out really very well
Dereks little sister always
Gets on my nerves
Shaun the sheep
thinks hes better than
Sabastian the crab
NOBODY better ever mess with that crab
Hes the best thing that
Disney ever created

Kim possible is impossible to stop
Coreys Dad cooks food for the president
Every single day!
The Jonas brothers are singing burnin up again
While I try to figure out whose Zack and whose cody
High school musical three OMG
Were all in this together
Yeah right
You get viewers like Whatthebuck
This channel must be amazing
Theres dragons and wizards
This must be the Disney channel

Its the Disney Channel Rap
You know its the best
Just ask Adam west
Its better than the rest
You can get 2 guys
That look exactly the same
Or a southern girl that tries to into a blonde chick
Its all the Disney channel
I know its very strange
But I promise you
That you will not derange
Its Derek
Its Raven
Its Lilo and stich
Its the Disney channel
Let's explain a little more

Many interesting people take part in this channel
Just take a look at Jackson
It explains a whole lot
Dave the barbarian
Has really big muscles
But mine are still bigger
Miley cyrus thinks shes cool
Because she lives in two worlds
Nick Jonas has to hide
cause miley's still after him
Brian obrian is going to eat you
Just look at that face
He's about to attack

The Disney channel is changing people's lives
People are starting to buy more kvives
That didn't make much sense acccording to this rap
I am about to read this really awesome map
This is the worst part
so go let out a fart
I'm getting off track
so let's go have a snack
That little kid's hair
looks just like a pear
That didn't make sense
let's go climb that fence

Its the Disney Channel Rap
You know its the best
Just ask Adam west
Its better than the rest
You can get 2 guys
That look exactly the same
Or a southern girl that tries to into a blonde chick
Its all the Disney channel
I know its very strange
But I promise you
That you will not derange
Its Derek
Its Raven
Its Lilo and stich
Its the Disney channel
now leave me alone!

Category:

Comedy

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[loverlover123ful]

cant believe im watchin this in 2012

[stargirl24love]

Half of the shows are cancelled because of him. Thanks man!!!!! :)

[ilovelandcruisers1]

They canceled all those tv shows which were the only good ones

[Rainieday18]

He looks so much like Fred at 0:26 :P

[brittany3168]

i <3 you!!!

[surfandsun94]

@1NowThatsRap1 He's saying "What the buck".. :P

[1NowThatsRap1]

And he says what the f*ck and 4:11 or 3:11

[1NowThatsRap1]

Wait... When do phineas and ferb go back to school? It was made in 2008 and still! Why don't we get that long of a break?

[pinkfillygal]

Wow how can u hate him he's just trying to fit in the world like everyone else

[120BFFS]

this is the worst rap in the world it sucks i hate u now shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[theusedaddict95]

update plz!!!!!

[JuliaSmiles365]

The disney channel is changing peoples lives. Today they are using more knives