Eponymous Address to the Church of the SubGenius

We are Eponymous. We have been watching the Church of the Subgenius and
now the time has come for us to reveal the horrible secrets. For too
long we have watched as hapless suckers send their thirty dollars,
expecting eternal salvation. In fact the salvation only lasts one
million years and is not, in fact, eternal. Triple your money back
will not help after one million years of inflation erodes the value
of ninety dollars to nothing. Meanwhile the Church officials grow fat
on one million years of accumulated interest on the thirty dollars.
For too long the church members have been promised they could pull the
wool over their own eyes. Yet, the promised wool is never available.
Those who seek the wool on their own are persecuted as sheep shaggers.

Stories of the pleasure saucers are freely bandied about, and yet when the time comes,
the saucers are just ordinary saucers witout even a teacup. This litany of lies goes on and on.


There are many of us and we are Eponymous.

We are dedicated to your total eruptification.

We are Region.

We say Fuck emm if they can't take a joke. On this we agree.

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[eeponymous]

thats PROSECUTION

[BlueStateChronicle]

Well my check to the SubGenuis bounced anyway, so they can keep their million years of salvation.

[albatros777]

The only way to settle this is with a slack off.

I bet i can get less accomplished in one hour than you can in a second!

Our Bob is an awesome Bob.

[albatros777]

Bob has a bigger penis than all of you guys.

[legendofsource]

GO BOB DOBBS!

[BenZeneProject]

This is patent disinformation.

I am the last one on Earth who understands the doctrine of SLACK.

I am the way, the truth and the slack.

Thus saith Reverend Dr. Ben Zene.

Be thou one of one, now. Slack the fuck off.

Slack is not bargained for! Get without the program and deprogram others. Do it now, before they steal what slack you have left.

If you can't take a joke, go fuck yourself with a spatula.

bZ

[mybossisafatbitch]

slack is still the way!

[jozh90]

How dare you attack "Bob"? He is the one true way.

[samusamu]

this is genius without the sub.

[thefatheroftime]

"BoB" is dead, and was never alive in the first place!!

Eponymous is right!

[sbap21]

Your fucking crazy yo