The Pirate Chipmunks Who Don't Do Anything

Chipmunk-ized version of the song "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" as sung by Relient K with some VeggieTales characters. It's the theme song for the second VeggieTales movie of the same name. I was inspired to this after seeing some AMV that used a sped up version of this song and the line "And I've never kissed a chipmunk" :)

Lyrics for "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"

arr! Arr! ARr! ARR!

We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
Well, I've never been to Greenland,
And I've never been to Denver,
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul,
And I've never been to Moscow,
And I've never been to Tampa,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!

'Cause We're the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we dont do anything!
And I've never hoist the mainstay,
And I've never swabbed the poop deck,
And I've never veer to starboard,
Cause I never sail at all.
And I've never walked the gangplank,
And I've never owned a parrot,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!

'Cause were the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!
Well, I've never plucked a rooster,
And I'm not too good at ping pong,
And I've never thrown my mashed potaters,
Up against the wall.
And I've never kissed a chipmunk,
And I've never gotten head lice,
And I've never been to Boston in the Fall!

(Spoken part)
Pirate Captain's Log, 2002,
Who be this band Relient K?
And why be they so full of contradictions?

We don't know, what he did,
but we're down with Captain Kidd,
We don't wake up late for lunch,
But we all eat Captain Crunch,
We don't smoke,
We don't chew,
We watch Captain Kangaroo!

And I've never licked a spark plug,
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug,
And I've never painted daises,
On a big red rubber ball.
And I've never bathed in yogurt,
And I dont look good in leggings,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!

(Ladies and Gentlemen, let's give them a hand!)
We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
and if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!

We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
and if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Chipmunks
• Pirates
• Anything
• Relient
• VeggieTales
• punk

[opp0site]

lame, and i mostly like sped up music plus the audio messes up in the beginning, i like the normal version better

[klinediscream]

The music isn't sped up at all actually.

[Blueshadow1024]

could you make an mp3 of this?

[klinediscream]

I don't recall if I kept the altered wave file, it's been a long time since I uploaded it. I may have to remake it if people really want a MP3 version. On the other hand I can probably make it sound a bit less staticy and noisy by speeding it up a notch and not using as much pitch shift.

[Bibledigger322]

How did you do this?

[klinediscream]

Did audio pitch-shifting of the song basically, and then imported the picture and audio to Windows Movie Maker.

[Kericstar]

of course he never kissed a chimpmunk he is 1. lol

[66688896]

lol that is funny they did never kiss a chipmunk and i love this song (even the real version)

[SpyRose14]

those who disliked prob like alvin but not veggietales, or veggietales but not alvin. but i like both, so i give it a double thumbs up!!

[JustinDrewBieber170]

22 people never have been to bosten in the fall!! lol :)

[OrinjNanu]

That's adorable. I want to know if I can get that on iTunes.

[SUMKINDAFLYINMUNKI]

i dont wanna know how they know they dont look good in leggings...

[MitchellSilvius]

@Blueshadow1024 go to zamzar.com and click download video, paste html and pick mp3 format... and your done!

[ratchetiscool1]

@Jess2Tall83 you'd think that since the fact that they ARE chipmunks that they've kissed at least hey're mom! 0.o

[ZebraBabe123456789]

I LOVE THAT!

[atayl230]

Calampawok@ u can watch a good version by me atayl230

[calmpawok]

i don't lyk this version.. it sounds really weird..

[gentleheart96]

LOVE IT!!!