Oh Shiny Porn

A depraved, lurid and utterly reprehensible parody of "Oh Holy Night". I'm quite proud of it, actually! ^_^

It's been over a year since I last tried to sing properly and the cold has been murder on my poor throat, so please forgive me any errors or issues with my voice.

Many thanks to the gorgeous LadyVader for her invaluable input with the lyrics. I couldn't have done it without you!

Lyrics:
Oh Shiny Porn, the internet is steaming
it's time for cinnanasty buttsecks.
Hard cocks point north and oiled arses gleaming
Here comes the slash and there's nowhere to hide.
Brace yourself, the fangirls all are reading,
It's time to flex and start thrusting hard.

FALL ON YOUR KNEES! Oh hear the moaning voices
Slash divine, oh slash, it's on my mind
Buttsecks divine, oh porn, oh porn divine

Blessed are those who write them giving blow jobs
The mental images are so delish
Rimming's another of my very favourites, it's so intense when their tongues slip inside.
The men all moan as arse and cocks are lavished with tongue and hands, a feast of depravity

FALL ON YOUR KNEES! Oh hear the moaning voices
Slash divine, oh slash, it's on my mind
Buttsecks divine, oh porn, oh porn divine

**Yes, I'm aware that I've spelled "Butt sex" incorrectly...it was intentional.**

**Also, I'm unsure who drew that SMOKIN' hot background pic. I found it on google. If anyone knows, leave me a comment and I'll give proper credit.**

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Oh Shiny Porn
• oh holy night
• christmas carol
• parody
• gay
• sex
• hot
• slash
• porn
• awesome

[devchelle2]

ok... now i'm all hard and stuff.... jeez thanx

great song love!!

[CinnaMonster09]

@devchelle2 BAHAHAHAH! Uh...sorry? xD

Thank you!

[mylovelydame21]

*jaw drops* Oh my god... I love you, Cinna.

[CinnaMonster09]

@mylovelydame21 EEEEHEHEH! You too, Lovely! xD

[tattooskin72]

So many tears I cried... such a beautiful song :)

[CinnaMonster09]

@tattooskin72 I'm so glad you liked it, baby! I'll be blushing until next year. I wonder what song I should DO for next year?...hmmmm *ponders*

[roughtop1]

If men were allowed to wear pearls, I'd be clenching mine right now.