In celebration of Snark Theater's one year anniversary, I've decided to make another list for your enjoyment. Judgments all around! Here's the official listing of Numbers 30-16:
30. Desperado (1995; starring Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, and Steve Buscemi; directed by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez)
29. Lake Placid (1999; starring Bill Pullman, Brendan Gleeson, and Bridget Fonda; directed by Steve Miner)
28. Entrapment (1999; starring Catherine Zeta-Jones, Sean Connery, and Ving Rhames; directed by Jon Amiel)
27. Dirty Dancing (1987; starring Patrick Swayze, Jennifer Grey, and Jerry Orbach; directed by Emile Ardolino)
26. A Walk in the Clouds (1995; Keanu Reeves, Aitana Sanchez-Gijon, and Anthony Quinn; directed by Alfonso Arau)
25. We're Back: A Dinosaur Story (1993; John Goodman, Blaze Berdahl, and Rhea Perlman; directed by Phil Nibbelink)
24. Swordfish (2001; starring Hugh Jackman, John Travolta, and Halle Berry)
23. Look Who's Talking (1989; starring John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, and Bruce Willis)
22. Armageddon (1998; starring Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thorton, and Ben Affleck; directed by Michael Bay)
21. Australia (2008; starring Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, and David Wenham; directed by Baz Lurhmann)
20. Surf Ninjas (1993; starring Ernie Reyes, Sr., Ernie Reyes, Jr., and Rob Schneider; directed by Neal Israel)
19. Kate & Leopold: (2001; starring Hugh Jackman, Meg Ryan, and Liev Schreiber; directed by James Mangold)
18. Reign of Fire (2002; starring Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey, and Gerard Butler; directed by Rob Bowman)
17. Chronicles of Riddick (2004; starring Vin Diesel, Karl Urban, and Thaddie Newton; directed by David Twohy)
16.Vampire Knight (2005; written by Matsuri Hiro)
I do not own any of these films, nor the music, nor any of the pictures save my own drawing. These images and video clips are used strictly for reviewing purposes only.
Part 2 is a bit delayed because of my work schedule, but it will be posted by Tuesday, Wednesday at the latest. Thanks for your patience and your support!
Hate to say it, but I agree with you regarding Entrapment. While Sir Sean Connery is a cinema god and I hope I look half as good as him when I'm his age, there comes a point where a guy that old with a girl that young just looks sad. I wish it had been just a straight mentor/protege relationship and if there was a love interest, someone more seasoned and mature to act against him
sliders1 9 months ago
@sliders1 The Sean Connery thing makes me think of a bit that Craig Ferguson did either on his show or one of his stand ups about Connery trying to get his old ass on top of some hot young thing. It was hysterical. See if you can find it online somewhere. And you're right. There should be a cut off age for love interests because they certainly passed it.
minaminokyoko 9 months ago
you like Zero? D8 god I hate that bastard! 8C He makes me want to punch kittens.
AlicesTeaCup 9 months ago
@AlicesTeaCup Forgive me! I was young and I didn't know any better! (Though I won't apologize for still finding his mentor, Yagari-sensei, completely awesome and sexy.)
minaminokyoko 9 months ago