Bo Burnham "Men and Women"

Bo Burnham at William and Mary!
"Men are like vows, cause they are easily broken
Women are like cows, cause they both have vaginas
Men are like muzzles, because they'll try to shut you up
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote...puzzles still don't
A man is an eagle, a women is a dove
Women fake orgasms but men can fake love
Women are like fingers and toes, cause they're easy to count on
Men are like ravens and crows, cause they hate using condoms
Women are like Yahtzees, cause I rarely get them
Men are like Nazis, cause they both caused the Holocaust
For every dollar that a man makes, a women makes seventy cents, that doesn't make sense, that's not fair, the man's only left with thirty
Men and women, it's black and white with an area of grey for hermaphrodite
Male strippers always look like they're applying lotion
Female strippers when they're dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bo burnham
• william and mary
• men
• women
• puzzles
• holocaust
• hermaphrodite

[iaregirl]

He's got Justin Bieber hair. Actually, scratch that: Justin Bieber has Bo Burnham hair.

[rawr1717]

HE'S SEXYYYYY

[saramonster133]

@saramonster133 I dig Bo's version better. :)

[saramonster133]

@iaregirl No, Bo has some sort of psychotic, einsteinesque, happy/mad-cow-licked version of a certain haircut that Bieber wears badly. ;)

[AMPxMANIAC]

@iaregirl umm. why cant bo just have bos hair and justin have his own hair. i mean if justin bieber is wearig bos hai thats just gross

[narwhalsareawesome]

@lalasong140 Well they protested up to 1919 but Puzzle War I was going on and people felt like they we're being unfaithful to their country. But they did have great leaders such as Puzzle Burns.

[MaddieMusic42]

Fucking love him

[DiscoJesusRULES]

I want your babies Bo, but I guess you can keep them.

[ilike2setcraponfire]

@rawr1717 i bet you like his money

[iceeblueyes12]

stop having retarted debates on youtube. it pisses me off.

[n0otj]

Bo = Yummy.

[MonkeyGoSpunky]

Gahhhhh. I'm in love.