#90 - Me Reading Jokes

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Please note that these jokes are not written by me, they are from various sources.

An old sailor goes to a brothel,
where he chooses his girl and begins.
"How am I doing?" He asks.
"Three knots," she replies.
"Three knots? What do you mean?"
"You're not hard, you're not in,
and you're not getting your money back."

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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• reynolds
• jokes
• joke
• comedy
• old
• sailor
• brothel
• girl
• lady

[aschris87]

hahaha hooked on these jokes....

[radicalgarbage02]

LMAO you think he'd know what it feels like to be hard and inside... I'm not looking forward to getting old :)

[Se7enTips]

lol damn hookers

[yeti6593]

oooooo lol that snaped it al linto place... NOT'S! lol got it! thx! :)

[CYB3RN1NJA]

Love it, lol

[GundamAngelicDevil]

knots = not's

first not is he's not hard

second not is he's not in (since he's not hard)

third not is he's not getting his money back (cuz he failed)

[yeti6593]

well i got the sex part, but why knots, and y no money back?

[fallenembers08]

sex..

not HARD, not IN, no money back... :D

[tommyakatytheman]

lmfao x'D

[Duckeieio]

Thats it, This account is suspended. =P