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The Secret Desire of the Ninja

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Uploaded by on Jul 3, 2008

In honor of "Run Like a Ninja" Day (July 5th) I have decided to disclose this short documentary or "ninjumentary" on the secret desire of ninja to better understand our ninja brethern and sistern.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f3_ntR-iOA

These stealthy assassins of yore...what lurks deep in their hearts?

Their whole lives are dedicated to their craft...to stealth, to sabotage, to espionage, to theft, and to assassination.

But what do they dream of when they allow themselves to succumb to sleep's gentle embrace?

What is it that they secretly yearn to do?

Watch this video and learn "The Secret Desire of the Ninja"

It's also up for votes on Current TV but some pretentious little snots have voted negative on it because they've got no love for the Ninja. Go over there and show your support for the Ninja and vote green:

http://current.com/items/89073179_the_secret_desire_of_the_ninja

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Uploader Comments (RoninDave)

  • cool ninjas can dance too :D

  • well, kind of! You gotta cut them some slack as killing, sabotaging, stealing and uhhh... stealthing is their main occupation so their dancing is a bit rough but they'd kill anyone a hundred different ways who dare criticize them!

  • Kind of like the gangs in West Side Story...dangerous dancers!

  • good comparison -

    "When you're a Ninja, You're a Ninja all the way! From your first Shuriken to your last seppuku!"

    or words to that effect

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  • they wierd

  • Ok...this was hysterical ya 50 faggots

  • lol, i love it :D

  • ben mucho power rayer

  • vlfsj

  • Is this an asian boy band? nvm they got swords must be something else then.

  • this aint got nothin on the koreans and their awesome exercise bike dancin

  • i wanna be a ninja y do they wear headbands from naruto

  • Never give a sword to a man who can't dance...

  • When i read "yet they longed for one thing..." i was please say dance please say dance...... FUCK YEAH! lol

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