Spay and Neuter Your Heterosexuals

The population of the planet increases at three additional people per second. Here is a public service announcement helping to solve the problem.

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• heterosexuals
• environment
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• heterosexism

[queerplanet]

You look at the traffic and it's terrible. You look at housing and they rip up wilderness to put in more houses. Everything is expensive and getting worse. Water is toxic. Air is bad. Resources are gone.

So what do you do? Have more babies! Go ahead ignore population growth. Tell your starving children why you did it.

[UmbeleUmbeleUmbele]

Too bad nobody ever spayed your parents; it would have kept you from putting forward this ludicroulsy unworkable solution. Tell you what, though, as soon as we isolate a gay gene we can ramp up abortions and reduce the total number of newborns by ten percent. I know it's not perfect, but it's a start.

[queerplanet]

Yes, well be sure to bring your video camera during the time when your children are starving to death from lack of resources, or perhaps while they are being murdered in a war for some diminished resource.

We'd all like to see that.

Oh and wiping out homosexuality...that's been tried. Didn't work. However, one thing is clear. Heterosexuals got us where we are today... and that's totally screwed as a species.

[UmbeleUmbeleUmbele]

Geez, you're right: since the dawn of time homosexuals have been eco-conscious. I can remember the "we're here, we're queer, we're gonna recycle" chant.

You're also assuming gays don't reproduce, which we both know is nonsense. They do.

[queerplanet]

Recyling is bogus in a world where the population increases at three people per second. It's always going to be diminishing returns at this rate of consumption of resources. What gays dont' do for the most part is add more people consuming.

Yes, gays reproduce, but only through some manner of heterosexual intercourse, thus my argument hold true.

[queerplanet]

Also, I'm curious. What exactly will you tell your children on that day when resources do run out and they have no food, or are facing an army come to kill them for some resource. Since you knew all along the circumstance of the world, what will you tell them? You wanted to have kids because everyone said it was the thing to do and you wanted to replicate the wonderfulness that is you?

[David3530]

The only thing which will save this planet is God and He is going to judge the planet by fire to purify it And recreate it where there is no sin like same sex relationships or any sexual relationships.

[MrRedFredSaid]

Gosh, the heterosexuals are SO sensitive. Geez.

[MrRedFredSaid]

@UmbeleUmbeleUmbele - Gays sometimes reproduce, but of course we're more highly evolved so we don't indiscriminately overbreed. Personally, I think heterosexual men should be castrated. They're far too physically aggressive otherwise. We have turkey basters, lesbians and sperm banks. Heterosexuals are obsolete.

[panopticon7]

can't take it seriously? then this wasn't for you. this was about you.

[777neotamakachi777]

Sorry but this video was lame.

The music killed it

[IamaKinsey06]

Great video!!

I say we start with the pious self-righteous homophobic "Christians" and neuter them first.

[TreblePop]

I think it's interesting that anyone heterosexual would be offended by this. It's the first thing I've ever seen that seems to say heterosexuals are less than gay people. Quite honestly, I can't take it seriously.

I don't find the video funny, but the reaction of people? Yeah. Gay people are ridiculed all the time, and even people who claim to be gay-friendly will generally say, "Take a joke!"

[blackvenomnicole]

they are disgusting and vile human beings...who need to be wiped from this planet..we live in a world..where they fill the need to control everything...well...

Guest what...we are controlling everything now...and one by one..we are coming out and taking over..til we RULE THIS DESOLATE PLANET...

[blackvenomnicole]

heterosexuals are ruining this planet..plus they hate...look at this..

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[Dracopol]

Oh, and if room is a problem, we'll just kill off the Muslim Horde. The Africans can't keep it in their pants, some countries are approaching 50% of people with AIDS. When they are all gone, maybe we should give their land to the Chinese, they'll need it....