Pancakes

A motha truckin RAP song

Lyrics:
Uhh there I was just a-walkin down the street
My homies and me were rarin for some pancakes
A fellow comes over and disrespects me
no way brother im comin down on youooooouuu
I pull out my glock and point it at the man
he cries for help i spit on his toenail
Woo weee dont mess with me im from a very hard up-bring-ing
so we keep on walking and what do we see
a pancake store to the left of me
howdy dan i cry and scream
i sure want some pancakes dont disagree
One of my dogs says he just had lunch
shut your mouth bro youre eating pancakes!
ohhhh reallyy??? he says with a smile
I say yeah were gonna go wild
he says no thanks i really am full
oh no dont and i shoot him in the knee
here comes the sheriff happy as can be
but my homeboy is bleeding all down the street
sorry sheriff nothing to see he just fell and hurt his knee
oh alright looks good here, say ya fellas can i have some pancakes?
i say some pancakes?
he says yeah pancakes
well look here sheriff the fact of the matter
is you cant have any of this sweet breakfast batter
cmon guys im hungry too i just want to eat just like you
BOOM in the head
i told you no but piggy didnt listen so now hes dead on the ground
oh shit the heat is on the rest of my group and I flee and were gone
we wind up eating at the country inn whats with all these old people??
so i tell my dogs that its all on me the waitress asks what kind we say blueberry
were waiting for awhile then my pet dog walks in he sits right down and asks whats kickin
i look at my dogs then my dog i say whats goin on where are those pancakes??
my pet dog says pancakes? you know what happens now its only humans that are rappin
the waitress finally comes in with the pancakes
oh goodness me they smell so pretty
i take one bite and thats when i see
a eggo pancake box in the kitchen
i cant believe my eyes
i wanted real pancakes!
this day is a tradegy

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Animation by thefbimonkeyvideos

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Calhoun
• Colbert
• Dirt
• evianbaby
• Funny
• Kitty
• Pancakes
• Rap
• thefbimonkeyvideos

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