Religious Extremists and College Students

These radical Christians spend their days at Daytona Beach denouncing all the kids on spring break, calling them all sinners and telling them that they will all go to hell. Basically, unless you follow their interpretation to the Bible to the last detail, you are going to hell. Obviously, if you aren't Christian (Jewish, Muslim) you are definitely going to hell. Don't try arguing with them either, because theyll just muffle you out with their megaphone. I am all for trying to spread your faith, but not by denouncing other faiths, and this is exactly what these guys were doing.

However, we found a very simple way to distract them, even if just for a moment. Find yourself a bag or two of chips, "accidentally" drop them right next to these psychos, and let god's creations, seagulls, muffle out these guys illogical rants. While we did not stop them completely, they took their first break of the day right after we left and it made for a good laugh.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Christian
• radicals
• seagulls
• daytona beach
• god
• devil
• satan
• hell
• spring break
• drinking
• sex
• sin
• chips
• birds
• jesus
• christ
• jesus christ
• hate
• joke

[biorobotmachine]

Ugh, religious people disgust me.

[rotcjp9]

@biorobotmachine i have no problem with people being religious, i just dont want them denouncing everyone elses beliefs

[ronniekyo]

@rotcjp9 Thats true... extremists are the cause of war.

[irendelle]

wow ... seriously what did u do to shut his mouth? U cast a spell on him (rofl)

[dxcell1]

"There will be no peace among the nations without peace among the religions. There will be no peace among the religions without dialogue among the religions" was formulated by Dr Hans Küng, a Professor of Ecumenical Theology and President of the Foundation for a Global Ethic. False Religion will be destroyed because it never produces peace.

[zarowny123]

I wish the seagulls would crap on the Christians:)

[shespeakstroof]

Is he serious? Accusing college boys of choosing an orgasm over a bible study? Duuuuuuuuuuuh. How long did it take him t come to that conclusion? ROFL ROFL

[benjamincas]

Man I hate it when these guys ruin spring break for the rest of us

[CaptainRon2341]

Gotta love this guy! He comes to my school, Western Kentucky University, a few times a year and does this whole bit.

[Emerald1234S]

I suppose masturbating with a page from the bible oughta suffice

[PretzelFarmer]

Who wouldn't rather have an orgasm than a bible study?

[WoWzersworld]

I love how he somehow draws the link between the Bible and orgasms. Religion... Ahh, you so funny.