The Chronicles of Chris-chan: The Beginning

CC by chiildrenofthesun and CatholicSpaceNazi/Vergilius.

"The Chronicles" begin where his DVD ends: With his FUTURE MESSAGE to all future miscreants. Christian spends nine minutes trying to explain the ills of homosexuality, alcohol, drugs and violence, then attempts to teach his own form of dating education, failing in a manner that can only be described as "world class." This is also the video that would launch a thousand trolls, unbeknown to Christian at the time.

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[ProtoSnake]

I think Chris Chan should go to "The Tester", what do you think?

I know he's in prison or something, but I'm just saying.

[fdrdevotee]

I love how he preaches how you should be yourself and not care about what other people think, and then goes on to imply that there's something wrong with you if you're gay.

What a schmuck.

[PatrickTheMOCR]

Fit as a fiddle? Fit as a fucking lump of soft fat and ass you cowardly piece if shit future chris-tran.

[PAVN]

Haha Chris chan was the pioneer of the bronies.

[smile221]

"You should remember your original gender"

5 years later and chris is the worlds biggest tranny

[hobbit4571]

Poor kid,he had no idea what was ahead of him

[MrSpiderman1batman]

I want to know how you flirt with someone from a distance

[Horokoth]

...wait. Recommending My Little Pony figures before Friendship is Magic comes out. Did Chris unknowingly start a trend?

[DannytheKitteh]

What a Homophobic asshole!

[DownloadFreeThings]

Let's get retarded!

[spackhollogay]

Fit as a fiddle, ell oh ell.

[Sabocalypse]

its funny

after all those years since making this video, he has broken most of the rules he mentions LOL