PARIS Interview

While you were out filling your body with the kind of mood-altering chemicals that could lead to a tragic drivers license suspension of your own on Friday night, David Letterman was luring recently rehabilitated probation-violator Paris Hilton into a Late Show ambush, promising Hilton a chance to promote her latest brand-extension efforts (another perfume and a straight-to-video acting credit--oh yeah, and some, like, charity thing or whatever) to a national audience of eager consumers.

But once Hilton took her place in the guest chair, Letterman, channeling the feared talk-show inquisitor of his NBC past, went at the heiress like a playfully sadistic, hose-brandishing prison guard offering his favorite inmate an ice-cold, in-cell shower, refusing to discuss anything but her brief time behind bars. What follows is an instant television classic.

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[jsheehy22]

Dear David Letterman,

Thank you,

Signed,

Everyone.

[burntsoup]

aww bless her... He's a bit of an ass!

[BarbaraMParis]

She really looked sad

[Parag0n]

Letterman nailed her good.

[JulitOp55hiltOn]

i love u paris!

[armywife012205]

"Somebody you met in prison?" XD

[MisterBarryButters]

At least she's not freaking out like Miss Prejean did when Larry King asked about her court settlement.

[MisterBarryButters]

@jonathan5008, envious, resentful, angry and bitter people will find any reason to be mean but they'll never admit that they're envious. I agree with you that being mean is part of the American culture. Being mean or being artificially nice.

[Silverineful]

I bet that hes just drinking water

[seraphuss]

5:42-5:55 pure gold, hahahah

I can't stop watching it.. :D

Good one Dave!!

[SheylaDala]

I kind of have to agree with you I have never liked letterman I don't find him funny and he gives the most boring interviews which is almost impossible to do when you have such a range of celebrities on the show. The only thing good about the show is the band.

[faithful1987]

best comment ever.