Please Don't Touch My Junk Song

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A song written by David Choi called "Please Don't Touch My Junk" inspired by the recent TSA security issues. My viewpoints? Security is important, but I don't want the body scanning X-Ray Machines to give me cancer or destroy my sperm which is definitely something I find important (read below). If you have to touch my junk, I'd like a pretty girl to do it. That's all I'm saying.

Airport scanners may expose you to 10 to 20 times the radiation claimed http://bit.ly/aOkkMs

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Please Don't Touch My Junk Lyrics

Please don't touch my junk
I don't have a bomb
Strapped inside my trunk

Please don't touch my junk
That I use to F$#%
Please don't push my luck

I know you have to do your jobs
But can't metal detectors find buttons and knobs?

Honestly, how cool are those x-ray machines?
But I want kids in the future, and they will mutate my offspring

Safety is the main priority
Can I at least choose my TSA officer?
I'll take the girl that's in lane 3

I will let her pat me down thoroughly
But I ain't going through that
Child killing death ray machine
No I won't

Category:

Travel & Events

Tags:

• Please
• Don't
• Touch
• My
• Junk
• Song
• David
• Choi
• TSA
• Security

[Clarisysify]

THAT I USE TO *BEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

[chaneq1995]

i LOL when i heard the*beeeeeeee* for the third time hahahaha

[Neonstar143]

Lolol it's a funny song but he looks so serious while he's singing it! XD

[sugarpop3]

more radiation from everyday things than walking through the machine! just sayin!

[MICKEYbrm13]

Oh My Gosh XDXDXD This made me laugh sooo hard! i dont know how he kept a streight face the whole time XD love him.

[jiffy973]

im about to hit up the airport, so i just wanted to listen to this song for courage

[PandaCovers]

I love the lyrics so much!! xDDDD hahahaha --- Sent From davidchoimusic's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[lizalinnie25]

how can he keep a straight face through this song?lol

[GuitarBoyZ100]

256 people touched his junk! o.o

[TheSwingHobo]

BLEEEEEEEEEEEPP!!! LOL. :D

[CrazyNative4]

funny dude!

[NickLe1103]

I like how he has the same emotions that he uses when he sings love songs when he sings this song LOL