US TROOPS HARVEST HOPIUM IN AFGHANISTAN

US troops in Afghanistan help with the hopium harvest.
Bank of England calls for anal lubrication er printing money.
Violent revolution unnecessary say puppet masters.
hello powerless minions welcome to the fkn news, im fomenting discontent here are the headlies tonight..

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[wutgodretodd]

I wish I could still laugh about it like you Deek. Shit, I guess I'll watch as long as they're still allowing us to.

[jokerbookshop]

i keep myself well informed by watching The FKN Newz

[LordLindsey12]

Let's tell THE WHOLE TRUTH.

US congresswoman Cynthia McKinney has come out and blamed the pro-Israel Lobby in America (AIPAC, ADL, ZOA, etc) for ruining her political career. While in congress she refused to sign the pro-Israel pledge and took a pro-Palestinian stance. Because of this, McKinney said “war was declared” on her by the Jewish lobby. In 2009 she told TIU's Ognir that “more than 99% of Congress work for Pro Zionist Israeli interests.”

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[Jcolinsol]

@wassworth

That's because "atheist" and "communist" are the two most uptight philosophies in the world.

[MyFishyWishy]

If 1 guy that failed his marksmanship class killed JFK and 19 hijackers that failed there flying liscense tests can kill 3000 Americans...

Were are the 1 to 20 failures that we need to stop this?

Because they conviced us that all it takes right?

[wilfatron]

haha, Dr Strangelove ref.

[DANTHETUBEMAN]

I AM A FOOL AND A COMUNIST!!! HAHAHA

[TheAngrymonster]

Have a Coke

[wassworth]

As both an atheist and a communist I should tell you that I don't find this funny either.

[breedplay]

how in any way is it communist.

[phnixlady]

607?? aarrggghhhh. The best of the best, u r. l,p