Johannes Kepler Song

**Read Description**

A video for school.

Best watched in 480p

All audio recorded by me using the iPhone and iTouch app: LaDiDa.

Lyrics:

Luke Pacchiana (LuPac) Johannes Kepler

My name is Johannes. Kepler, boy. And I came up with the law of planetary motion.
At first I thought the Earth was the center, but now I know better (You know I do).
And I am going to prove it (Prove it to you). Yeah.

Well I became a Copernican, believed the sun was the center. Never looked back, only towards my new mentor. He was the inventor of heliocentrism. Caused the schism from geocentrism. Now I know what you're thinking, what's up with his plan? Johannes Kepler, the Renaissance man.
Boom, boom boom. Boom, bop bop. Da boom da bop bop. Da boom da bop bop!

Johannes Kepler, back again. Back to show you the ropes, so grab your pen. Learning can be fun, but some-some-some-some-some-some-sometimes a pain! But after one or two Advil®, it will go away.
It will go away. It will go away. The pain will be gone!

Yeah, he was the guy who discovered when youre closer to the sun; it takes you for a spin. Pulls you faster, pulls you in. But when youre farther youll go slower. Slower than your own lawn mower.
Yeah, you go slow. Shawty, shawty, shawty likes it slow.

The planets speed rarely changes. The speed depends on the distance ranges. When closer to perihelion you will move faster. When closer to aphelion you will move slo-slo-slo-slo-slower.

Earth revolves around the sun, blazing ball of fire. Changing seasons every few months at a time.
But when it fails to do so (uh-oh), we will all be dead. Uh-oh, that aint good.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Global
• deLyra
• Luke
• Pacchiana
• Johannex
• Kepler
• LeftB3hind

[dnarvaez1]

im useing this in a powerpoint lol 

[LeftB3hind]

@dnarvaez1 lol cool do I know you? (don't forget to cite me)

[TheButterStripes]

My name Is Johannes , Kepler boy xddd' too :D

[BabyFirework21]

hahahaha this is awesooome :D im using this in my project <3

[dnarvaez1]

@LeftB3hind na we dont kno each other and i did haha

[titodelibero]

Intriguing lyrics. ^ ^