PATD love story chap. 15

Patd Chap 15 Part 1

(On tour bus)
Spencer: Shouldn't we be doing a concert?
Brendon: Shouldn't we be doing YOUR MOM?!
Pete: Yessssss, my plan is slowly falling into place! Everything is coming together! MUAHAHAHAHA
Ryan: OH YEA!
Jon: BOO YA!
Brendon: BOOBIES!
Spencer: *sighs*
Brendon: GEEZ! YOUR SENDING A NEGATIVE VIBE THROUGH THE WHOLE BUS! GET OUT OF THIS BUS RIGHT NOW! GET OUT!
Spencer: *Doesn't move*
Brendon: *punches hole in the wall* I SAID GET OUT!!!!!!
Spencer: *Runs out crying*
Ryan: Anywayyyyyzz...hey JONNNN! When was the last time you were laid?
Jon: Uh...yesterday!
Ryan: YOU WERE KILLED YESTERDAY!
Jon: Well SOMEBODY *looks at Meghan and Caroline* keeps KILLING ME!!!!!
Meghan: Hey buddy you wanted to be in this story so SHUT UP!
Caroline: DON'T LOOK AT US!! IT RUINS THE STORY! Oh but whyy are there soo many ostriches?
Brendon: Soo tell the truth Jon! Wait...have you ever been laid?
Jon: Yea before the authors stopped writing about Diana.
Meghan and Caroline: STOP REFFERING TO US!
Jon: I'M SORRY IT'S JUST ALL SO CONFUSING!!
Brendon: I bet you guys, I can get laid before all yall
Ryan: *sarcastic* YEAH RIGHT!!!!
Spencer: I can totally get laid.....if I wanted to.
Brendon:...Spencer...who let you back on the bus? Okay the bet is whoever gets laid first in one week gets to order everyone else around!
Ryan, Spencer, and Jon: DEAL!

(2 hours later)
Kim: *morphs into Noel and walks over to noel* HEY SELF!
Noel: go away I don't wanna talk you Kim.
Kim: *morphs back to herself* aw I wanna new power.....
God: *poofs down* IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHOWER! *gets clothes on*
Kim: sorry anyways can I have a new power?
God: sure um now you can read minds!
Kim: awesome. Awesome.
Spencer: can I ask you something god?
God: sure
Spencer: can you make Brendon and ryan like switch bodies so I can win this bet?
God: no can do
Spencer: well can I have the power to like take over peoples bodies?
God: I am so flippin tired of this! just have the stupid power!
Spencer: YEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

(1 hour later)
Brendon: *walks over to kim* how bout you and me go "play" in my room?
Kim: sounds fun
(spencer takes over his body)
Brendon: you know what forget you! I want to noel now! I mean look at her! HAWWT!!! *walks over to noel* makinggggggggggg guppiesssssss.
Noel: SCARYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
(spencer un-takes over his body)
Kim: *walks over to Brendon crying* is that really how you feel?
Brendon: what are you talking about?
Kim: you just said you wanted to do noel...
Brendon: no I didn't!!!!!
Kim: oh ok I believe you! Lets go! *they go to brendons room and I'm sure you know what they do in there*
Remmy: yes I'm here to take spencer smith to jail.
Spencer: WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!
Remmy: according to this clipboard you didn't pay your bills this month!
Spencer: WELL HERE! I'LL PAY YOU NOW!
Remmy: nope. Even if you gave me the money I'd just keep it and take you to jail anyways! I just wanna put someone in jail!!!!
Jon: SEE YA SPENCER! GOOD LUCK WITH THE BET IN JAIL!
God: yea and I'm taking your powers from you too.
Spencer: WHAT WHY?!?!?!?!
God: YOUR USING THEM TO BE MEAN!!!
Ryan: *laughing* WHEN WILL IT EVER WORK FOR SPENCER?!?!?!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• panicatthedisco
• brendonurie
• ryanross
• spencersmith
• jonwalker

[ryrolovr95]

yeahhh.....hehe

[Music4lyfeJD]

poor spencer...