Don't Be Late

There are two things to remember about Denis Harley: one is his punctuality, the other is his comprehensive understanding of the law. And one is as bad as the other is good. After a semester of Property, Equity, and Trusts, we left in full knowledge of English legal history dating from time immemorial (1183 AD, according to Denis) and the complete collection of Shakespeare, Wordsworth, and other esteemed literates. It was a great class with laughs all round, and we dedicate this score to the mad hatter of the Law Faculty, who, in true spirit, doesn't identify with any of the inferences or suggestions.

Lyrics: Jermir J Punthakey
Performed on Friday, 6th June, 2008 by: Jermir J Punthakey, Stewart Mills, Chris Chong, and Robert Petrovic
Film: Bobby Chen
Special Thanks To: Arthur Kam and Mahmod Khwaja
Original Score: Elvis Presley -- Don't Be Cruel

DON'T BE LATE

You know who can be found
Sittin' all alone
If you can't come around
At least please telephone.

Don't be late
To a class that waits.

Denis, you've been teaching all day,
The same class from nine to six,
Please don't let us go astray,
And teach us all of your tricks.

Just don't be late
To a class that waits.

I don't want no other lecturer
But Denis, it's just you I'm waitin' for.

MmmM Don't stop babblin' all those
Mad maxims you declare
"All is not what it seems."
"Fair is foul and foul is fair."

Don't be late
Or we'll go 'til eight.

Why should we be apart
The Statute of Limitations
Is running out.

When you talk, you talk the talk
And we're hangin' off every word
You might wonder why we gawk
When you talk about Henry III.

At this rate
We'll be here 'til eight.

You stress the crucial parts
With double-digit decibels
The wisest things you impart
Have been the things you yell.
"Unequivocally"

Will you relate
What's a life estate?


We're really just Pavlovian
Denis, it's just you we're salivatin' for.

Now if you're late
To a class that waits,
We won't berate
It's your special trait.

I don't want no other lecturer
But Denis, it's just you we're waitin' for.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Don't
• Be
• Late
• Cruel
• Elvis
• Presley
• Denis
• Harley
• Property
• Equity
• Trusts
• Serenades
• Acapella
• UNSW
• Law
• Madness

[SAV444]

HAHAHAH THIS IS AWESOME!! Thumbs up

[chrisychong]

really awesome,

well written!