The Abortion Song (A Jingle for Planned Parenthood)

This is a song about abortion; therefore, it just might offend somebody. If you are someone who will be offended by this, consider yourself warned and resist the urge to post nasty comments. With that said, enjoy! Oh, and this is my first song that i wrote on a ukulele while wearing a scrub. Somehow, whenever I wear scrubs, I feel more competent.

Verse 1:
If you thought you found love
and it drove you wild
we'll get rid of
your inner child
'Cause we've got time
so come in and see us
you won't lose your mind
unless you're the fetus
we know how you feel
and we know it's rather gray
so we'll save you the spiel
'cause what is life anyway

Chorus:
You won't hear it scream
but you might feel it kick
we'll turn off the screen
so you don't get sick
at the Planned Parenthood
( pretty oohing)

Verse 2:
Got a little baby
feel free to off it
we'll inject saline
'cause we need profit
and I've got a deal
that I have to mention
I got a hose that will
hook his (or her) attention
just gonna drill its head
and scramble its brain
I sure hope it's dead
when we burn it with flame

Spoken:
Oh, but who cares 'cause

Chorus

Bridge:
It's your choice
so raise your voice
It's your choice
so raise your voice
It's your choice
so raise your voice
It's your choice
so raise your voice

Chorus

Chorus

Outro:
At the Planned Parenthood

This is supposed to be a Pro-life song, I'm trying to use shock value to get you to change your views unless of course they're Pro-Life of course, but at the same time, not sound didactic. How did I do? Some people ask me "what if a women gets raped"? and my response is "in a country that sells tazers, pepper-spray, and guns, so how do you get raped"? Of course I guess that's not the most intellectual response because I don't always walk around armed to the teeth. Wouldn't it be funny if I did get raped and pregnant? Oh well, I'm tired of typing I'll finish this later. Feel free to argue amongst each other in the comments! I love you if you click the thumbs up and subscribe and what not. If you can't tell, I was listening to a hefty sum of Jake Shimabukuro, that guy is truly awesome. I still am amazed every time I watch him play While My Guitar Gently Weeps, but I do suppose that's rather irrelevant to my song. Oh well, enjoy!

Category:

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[alonelychild]

Dude, this is no offence to you absolutely. But you look like a gay male porn star who is a friend of mine

[TheMonsterInDeCloset]

@alonelychild Thanks?

[alonelychild]

@TheMonsterInDeCloset You're welcome, because he is very cute and handsome

[TheMonsterInDeCloset]

@alonelychild Oh, okay! In that case, thank you very much! :^D

[stuffedsonic]

I like the fact that It's hard to tell weather or not it's pro life, or pro choice.

[Sinorack]

@alonelychild U have a friend who's a gay male porn star and ur name is A lonely child?

[depro9]

You have Jared Loughner eyes, dead & vacant looking. Lights are on but no one is homes. FIST FUCK YOUR MOTHER FUCKER!