Star Wars - Gangsta Rap 2 (Lyrics In Description)

The second Star Wars Gangsta Rap.

LYRICS:

This is Admiral Biatch to base camp.
It seems the Stromtroopers have gone on strike.
I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?

It's the V to the A to the D-E-R, Vader!
Reconstructin' the Death Star.
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!

Tell the mother-fuckers 'bout the sheer Dark Side.
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit.
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-Zags stay lit.

Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene.
900 year fiend smokin' Dagobah Green.
Bitches on my tip, like Lando in liquor.

Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.
Yo, tell 'em Chewie, last night I had Leia all drunk wantin' to do me.

Shit the fuck up, man, Leia's my sister.
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Luke, use the force before intercourse,
But Luke, don't forget,
Bitches ain't but hoes and tricks.

Obi-Wan, I'm the top gum, top gun,
The chosen one hotter than both suns.
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up, and split.
He's slower then the first Pentium Chip, shit!

Dark Side!
The one who brings remorse to this fuckin' universe!

Rebels!
You we'll fuckin' win, 'cause we'll fight 'till the end!

Dark Side!
I can feel the anger dwelling within you.

Rebels!
You also feel Vader's dick in you. Biatch!

Jabba, you ain't nothin' but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore.
Trap door to the Rancor.

Oh, my, goodness, gracious me?
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy,
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
Ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
But R2-D2 gives it up for free.
R2-D2, watch you language,
Always having sex with robotic strangers.

Meesa like to drink, and smoke all night.
Meesa like to fight, and fucka your wife.
Meesa no care, 'cause Meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.

Youssa wanta meesa, 'cause meesa want some, want some,
Youssa wanta meesa, 'cause meesa want some, want some,
Youssa wanta meesa, 'cause meesa want some, want some,
Youssa wanta meesa, 'cause meesa wanna cum!

Yeah, boy!

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