Shooting HP Printer with AK-47

So I am dedicating this to HP. I would like to thank you for creating a completely shitty product. I got this printer when I bought my Macbook. It lasted for only about a year. It was an all in one copier, scanner, and printer. It worked great...until there was a paper jam. I removed all excess paper, opened the back and pulled out any left over scraps, and looked through every crevice and area for any excess paper. Popped the back panel back on and started it up and still said there was a paper jam. However, there was no paper in the device. I decided to call the HP support line and of course I was outsourced to India and they couldnt do anything but offer me a rebate on a new printer. Turns out there is a DEFECT that it will eternally say the device is jammed with paper when its NOT! The only way to fix this cause its a software problem is to replace the printer with a whole new one. I even tried to take it apart myself and check for any paper or any problems but the tools needed are not your typical phillips, flathead, etc that you should have at home. It was a special screw driver that are only at electronic stores. I decided I am not going to waste my money on that screw driver that probably wont even work OR buy another HP product that sucks So...I decided to do the next best thing! Unload as many 7.62 hollow point rounds as I can into the printer before it completely shatters and relieved my anger. So HP, i dedicate this one to you.... thanks for creating a device that cant be fixed due to a software defect and than trying to seduce me into more of your devious business and once again claiming your trying to "help" me when your really trying to take advantage of me. Cheers HP!

PS: Sorry about the sound, it was taken on a camera phone and the sound got blown out and stopped working during recording from firing the rifle too close to the phone before filming.

Category:

Science & Technology

Tags:

• HP
• Printer
• AK-47
• Defective
• Blow
• Up
• Scanner
• Inkjet
• Copier
• Doesnt
• Work

[Mastermind111111]

Dude c'mon get a fully auto AK

[guandaren]

from:green earth

you can recyle it,to save the earth!!!!!!

to:all people