A New Crew In Town

The new Battlestar is better than the old...right?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Battlestar
• Galactica
• Starbuck
• BSG
• Crew
• Space
• Parody
• Song
• Apollo
• Baltar
• Helfer
• Spoof
• Star
• Wars

[BSGdepot]

@TiaraBrightsaber Dee cheated on Billy with Apollo, went on a date with Lee the day Billy proposed without saying a word. Don't tear down Kara to defend Dee. Sam - devoted husband? please. Sam knew what he was getting into, if he didn't he's an idiot. At least Dee had the sense to admit it.

[emancoy]

I remember I watched this 2 years ago and the lyrics are different at

"olmos won the fashion election, instead of padded robes he took a different direction"

[frostvectron]

regarding "apollo's ho":

you should change out the clip of Dee with the clip of the actual prostitute that Lee started seeing just before they settled in New Caprica.

[Bionicraft1]

@TiaraBrightsaber I agree with you that the Dee comment is really unfair, but you should lay off Billy, he's one of my favorite characters too. Don't put him down just to defend Dee.

[CortanaFTW]

@TiaraBrightsaber She broke up with Billy, and when he died saving her she just ignored him and focused on Lee instead. He was never horrible to him once. Aside from all that, I was f***ing sad when she shot herself.

[stonisher1]

When I seen them two Apollo's together made my head spin.

[fader2011]

Apollo did have a ho, but she wasn't Dualla. Her name was Shevon, and we only saw her in the second-season episode "Black Market."

[jfesmire]

This is a different version than I'd originally heard... and the "Apollo's ho" line is definitely new.

[TiaraBrightsaber]

@PierzStyx

Compared to Starbuck who serviced men like she was a repair crew? She frakked BALTAR and cheated on her devoted husband with Apollo. The worst Dee did was date Apollo at the end of her relationship with Billy when she realized that Billy wasn't the man for her.

[TiaraBrightsaber]

Dee was not a ho! I don't know where people get that from? I think it's because she broke up with Billy and idiot boy tried to be a big hero and rescue her only to get shot up. Hey, Dee never asked him to play hero and even told him not to, that he wasn't train for it. Billy accepted his Darwin award by his choice so leave Dee alone!