Barbarian Flashmob Converts "Marcus Bachmann": Glitter Baptism at Clinic

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Producer: Sarah Webster Norton
Choreographer: John Agurkis
Edited by Dan Feidt & Gus Ganley

Earlier today in Lake Elmo, Minnesota, an army of gay barbarians marched on Michele and Marcus Bachmann's "clinic", condemning the couple's attempt to "pray away" their discredited gay conversion therapy.

The flashmob protest — inspired by Marcus's assertion that gays are "barbarians who need to be disciplined" — comes in the wake of the unlicensed therapist's peculiar reversal, now denying he or his "therapists" ever practiced the harmful therapy.

In an attempt to clear up the confusion, the group of "gay barbarians" approached the clinic earlier this morning in hopes to speak to Marcus. When the staff saw a horde of over 100 barbarians approaching, they locked the clinic doors.

Undaunted, the barbarians at the gates demanded to see Marcus. Significant medical evidence suggests the "therapy" is a farce.


The barbarians were locked out of the office, but remained undaunted and fabulous at the gates, along with newly converted "Marcus."

The barbarians then began chanting "you can't pray away the gay, baby I was born this way!". Finally, a visibly frustrated "Marcus" emerged in front of the clinic and confronted the horde yelling "you barbarians need discipline!" as he reprimanded the dancing barbarians with a black leather whip. They responded by showering him with glitter, and after the sparkling baptism "Marcus" gave in to his barbaric urges, joining the horde in their infectious flashmob dance.

The Marcus impersonator was a local actor.

"Let's be clear: Marcus Bachmann is the practitioner of an unhealthy, unscientific and dangerous practice," explained Nick Espinosa, one of the event organizers. "It seems all too convenient that the minute Michele Bachamann becomes a candidate for President Marcus starts making a desperate attempt to walk back his previous statements."

Marcus's inexplicable change of orientation on the use of "ex-gay" therapy comes a month after an interview in which he claimed to only use the therapy "at the patient's discretion." This statement also contradicts video evidence from an undercover investigation that shows employees of the clinic clearly encouraging the widely-discredited therapy.

"The American people have a right to know: does the Bachmann family profit from bogus "gay reparative therapy" or not," continued Espinosa. "The medical evidence against the practice aside, the Bachmann's subversive marginalization of the LGBT community is despicable."

Today's action was organized by the same young man who previously glittered Newt Gingrich, inspiring a national trend in political protest of anti-LGBT sentiments from political candidates and campaigns.

"It's clear that the Bachmanns are the real barbarians here, and their archaic views on LGBT equality will no longer be tolerated," Espinosa said.

BACKGROUND:

Michele Bachmann has a long history of controversial anti-gay politics, and has compared the gay lifestyle to "bondage and slavery."

Her anti-gay views have been a focal point of her career as a politician, but lately she has shied away from reporters' questions about her controversial comments and taxpayer-funded "reparative therapy" clinic. While Michele Bachmann has long railed against federal safety net programs like Medicaid, the Bachmann & Associates clinic has received over $137,000 in Medicaid funds and over $27,000 in other state and federal funds.

For years, the scientific and medical communities — including groups like the American Psychology Association — have dismissed "reparative therapy" (also known as "conversion therapy" or "ex-gay therapy") as dangerous and unethical.

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[doobiesmoke15]

@divafeverlasvegas What a cool mom you are! Can you adopt me?

[chocolateandbooks]

@divafeverlasvegas I was so proud of him. To all the haters out there, I am a heterosexual happily married for 20 years female who COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY supports the gay rights movement! Do you remember how it used to be a sin to marry someone of a different race? Now today that seems ignorant. The same will be said by the next generation of how so many thought being gay was a sin. God makes no mistakes we are all born to love whom we love. I do not believe in a God of hate, why do you?

[RCSVirginia]

Whether the photos are real or not, one can see that they demonstrate an even deeper truth. At :13, it is clear just what Michele and Marcus share in common and for what they both have an equal love.

[BrendanIsCool]

@milklocket I never had time for such shenanigans. My medical degree and political endeavours kept me engaged virtually all hours of the day -and- yielded results.

[milklocket]

@BrendanIsCool Not seeing how taking a couple hours out of someone's day means they don't have a job. Many may be students as well. Come up with a better come back.

[BrendanIsCool]

how about a job, folks? let's try that next

[ReLoaDeDBoi76]

My favourite part was at the 2:29 mark with all that glitter!!!

[philcutreful]

when the village people attack



[afergietoo]

@makaisenki: AGREED!

[makaisenki]

@afergietoo If only dancing and glitter could prevent police brutality on the 99 percent movement.

[afergietoo]

saw this on rachel maddow and knew i had to see it.  this is great....good for them, and an excellent idea :)

[m3j3b3]

k, so let's ALL figure this out together. The Bachmann clinic turns gays into st8s... YET Miss Markus wants to be First Lady? HUH?????