KDH- D-Town (Put Some Wards Up)

All the Summoners know where the real Champions come from.

An entry for the League of Legends contest "Songs of the Summoned"

Summoners: Escasvalius (NA); HangmansHands (NA); JackTheRed (NA); Orieon (NA)

Dadadada-dada-da-Demacia!
D-Town is where I be, yeah
Original Gank-sta, ODG, yeah
I'm all up in yo bushes, take a look and see.
Check with yo face, an now you're addin to my killing spree.
Don't matter if you bought 4 or 5 health potions.
I spin to win from the bush, causing a commotion.
You want the side lanes to push? What a foolish notion.
Justice and Judgement is rough, hope you bought Doran's Lotion.

Is that X2daZ? Oh my goodness gracious!
My talons are three and my charge is audacious.
Is that your build, n00b? Man, that ish is outrageous!
Push you back to your base, hope your D is tenacious.
Here's a tip, n00b, and a spear to go with it:
LTP, FFS before you Summoner's Rift it.
Are we all up in your bushes or straight MIA?
It's D-Town in the lane, n00b, just go AFK.

n00bs don't know they places
checkin with they faces
OMG we got another first blood!
You better put
You better put some wards up.
n00bs don't know they places
checkin with they faces
OMG we got another first blood!
You better put
You better put some wards up.

It's TripLL-L up in here, yeah I'm new to the scene
But I still run it from a range, straight makin' ya scream
DEMACIA!
Yeah, Tossin' my laser beam
I'll root you down with a friend and set you up for my team
All them boys try to chase me, stop 'em right in they tracks
Talkin' bout Sword of the Occult, they say it's got 20 stacks
PLEASE!
I know you talkin ish, you straight committin' perjury,
Keep starin, scrub, I'll get you laser surgery!

G-spoT runnin down the gust in the lane
and when my ultimate busts, you know I'm bringin the pain
I got flash ulti skills, and when that ish hits,
I get pentakills, you get penta rage-quits!
Stay the ROCK off my squishies, if you know what is best,
Bulwark don't give a ROCK about your ranged DPS.
I don't jungle for Baron, I get that buff for free;
If Baron wants to push a base he has to jungle for me, yeah.


n00bs don't know they places
checkin with they faces
OMG we got another first blood!
You better put
You better put some wards up.
n00bs don't know they places
checkin with they faces
OMG we got another first blood!
You better put
You better put some wards up.

I got my red an blue buff on, I'm lookin' so ill.
You hear the alarm? This ain't a sunfire drill!
Got your whole team swallowin they blue pills,
Youre gonna need the whole keyboard to hotkey my skills!
If there was a way you could win maybe I'd give you a clue,
The situation that you're in leaves you with nothing to do.
You're tryin to gank me alone oh so conspicuously,
When I take your whole team alone you're gonna QQ "OP"
The Journal of Justice tried to cover my last match,
Riot workin real hard to nerf me in the last patch,
Your ranked ELO's bout as good as it can be,
n00b GTFO, there's no way you can ban me!


Beat by David Dees
Lyrics, Melody and Vocals by Kyle Danger Henick
Video and Add'l Lyrics and Vocals by Joe Homes
Sound Engineer: Aaron Eklove
Area of Defect Records, Washougal, WA

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[joethearachnid]

Over two years after the fact, there is finally a Lu Bu skin coming... for Jarvan.

[ATDumbass]

This thing is so vintage! I'm crying of nostalgia now

[UnknownIdentity777]

Can't believe it only got 1.6 Million clicks.

[TheOriginalNoobster]

ikr, makes u realize how long we have all been playing league... this is by far the longest time ive spent playing a single game

[Fred Schmitt]

i feel you bro :(

[Gerasimos bulgaria]

Time for a game :')

[MapleGenesis]

I can't believe it's almost been 3 years, holy hell.

[nuke7]

Chuck Norris is right.

[TheChillerChicken]

Demacia !

[DNAngelOtaku]

have no heard the word noob in years... you talking about same LoL im thinking of?

[UnknownIdentity777]

Still the best League song.

[thaneos2009]

It's funny because it's league players calling people noobs. Scrubs...