Dragon Age Origins: Zevran and Oghren
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ELF!
OGHREN!
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After, the human takes out some soap and begins washing his hands. "We humans have learned how to be clean and hygienic," he says to the others. The elf begins picking some leaves off the trees and wipes his hands with them. "We elves do as tradition has taught us and use what nature has provided." The dwarf, meanwhile, has pulled up his trousers and is already on his way down the trail. "And our ancestors," he calls back, "taught us dwarves not to piss on our hands!
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OMG PRICELESS!!
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Zevran: It is difficult NOT to smell your feet, perhaps IN Antiva.
xD
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@stefuman This is just like the DAO version of "Shepard. Wrex."
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@jessebrown1996 you are a moron
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Oghren isn't a Dwarf, hes a troll.
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Nope.avi
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@TheHunte696 yep
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Nope.
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Oghren=Gimli
Zevran=Legolas
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Zevran's laught after the joke was quite scary ;-)
There is actually one you missed between these two, it involves Zev's romance being active. Starts with Oghren saying "She would have to go for an elf."
Linkforlife199 1 year ago
@Linkforlife199 probably, because I never romance Zev. I love tall guys XD
Galagraphia 1 year ago 7
OMG I haven't heard half of these! Thanks so much for posting!
DemonQueen75 2 years ago 7
@DemonQueen75
you are welcome :)
Galagraphia 2 years ago