Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 2

WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY!

It's time for school and Sally, Joey's best friend and next door neighbor, is waiting outside. She waits to walk with Joey everyday, even though he always makes her late for class, because there's just something about him that makes her feel all funny in her chest, and her tummy... and her little Miss Cooter!

"Ready to Go, Pt. 1" - Darren Criss

SALLY:
Look at me, with my pigtails so tight,
Youd think that I might explode right?
Look at me, with my arms in a twist,
Not alarming I missed the right road

MS. COOTER:
Its not to late, to turn around
And find a better way

SALLY:
Its not up to fate to lay the groundwork
For a better day!

MS. COOTER
You gotta shake it up, put your hair down darlin
You really need to unwind.

SALLY: I gotta pick it up cause my life is calling
me on the other line.
Its time to start over
And today is like the first day of the year.
So get that chip off your shoulder,
Cause its weighing me down and keeping you right here

MS. COOTER:
I want to get out, see the great big world out there

BOTH:
Its time to set out, cause I feel-- theres something in the air
I might be that be losing my mind, but theres one thing that I know
That Im finally ready, Im ready to go!

SALLY: Im finally ready, so ready tooo

(dialogue)

JOEY:
Hey dick, does my hair look alright?

DICK:
Oh, man, buddy, youre a sight to see

JOEY:
(spoken) K good, (sung) Heres the deal, just try to relax,
Cause a mishaps the last thing I need.
I wanna rise up to the next level
Get off this middle ground.
Ive got this yearnin, burnin like the devil.
Im here for the rebound
Pass the ball, I know Im on fire

DICK:
Yeah, yeah youre on a roll

JOEY:
(spoken) I KNOW!

DICK:
(spoken/sung) What do you want of your kingdom, sire?

JOEY:
I wanna take control,

JOEY & DICK:
(Hyo!)

JOEY:
I need a brand new game plan!
No more warming benches like Ive done before.

DICK:
Getchyo head in the game, man!
Heres what Im thinking

JOEY:
Shit, shes comin out that door

JOEY, DICK, CHORUS:
Ahhhhhhhhhh

JOEY:
Say yes, Vanessa yes, I do confess
Of my obsession with your design
I will not rest, no, not unless
I find a way to make you mine
(Sigh)
Im gonna get her if its the last thing that I do

DICK:
But just remember that you cant get her

JOEY & DICK: without you/me too!
So buckle up, all you amateurs
Cause today were goin pro
Were finally ready, yeah, were ready to go!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• StarKid
• AVPM
• Little White Lie
• musical
• funny
• me and my dick
• Joey Richter
• Joe Walker
• sing
• dance
• AJ Holmes
• Jaime Lyn Beatty

[SupernaturalBaby08]

Am I the only one that noticed that Sally's dress matches Joey's hoodie, and the blue band around the middle of it matches Joey's headband?

[MsSheltiepup]

he makes me feel funny right here *pats heart*

Me thinking:......if that was ron...THAT BITCH

thumbs up if you get it <3

[llamalacey]

@NachanDesu Nope, it's not her real accent. If you go over to thejoemoses's channel, you can watch Snape's interview with her in the Potion Master's Corner where he asks her about her accent.

[NachanDesu]

@JamesTheStarKid I was thinking that XD Maybe cuz she's still a virgin the whole 'innocence' concept, Southern Belle...Idk just my thoughts.

Can't help but wonder if that's her real accent though, cuz she did it AVPM and AVPS. Anyways, this is a great show so far!! I'll be here all night watching it. XD

[allersmcgee]

I keep thinking about the actors who actually put this on their resume, especially Joe and Demi it must've been really awkward....

[JamesTheStarKid]

Where did her vagina pick up a southern accent?

[drago3221997]

Why is Joey always a characters so mean to Jamie Lynn?

[queenoftwilight1]

THE HEADBAND :D

[candygirlboo]

o she dosent have braces SORRY!

[candygirlboo]

she looks a little bit like Katy Perry and exspecially the braces~ K'asha Bracey~

[SaveThePerishables]

FINALLY! A name for my vagina. Cho Chang.