Pastafarianism: Creation

Hand drawn pictures I drew to depict the Pastafarian creation belief

Music:
"Hero Son"
by Hadriani

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• flying
• spaghetti
• monster
• fsm
• creation
• pastafarian
• religion

[MrPuffaluffagus]

@pogsx69x May his noodly appendage touch you and guide you to the right path.

Ramen.

[HaztaUK]

@ryanstringfling

yes it does , a flying spaghetti monster or a random guy in the sky who made everything and some other guy who can come back from the dead .....

which one seems more likely to you ??

[ItsBeckyG]

@ItsBeckyG (cont.)

5) most religions prophets arent alive, Jesus, Mohammed, etc

Ramen

I hope you get touched by his noodly appendage @test123ok

[ItsBeckyG]

@test123ok Arguments against that

1) FSM created a wench for the midget (it even says that in the video)

2) There is also no mention of the earth going round the sun- but thats true. Maybe you book isnt too detailed

3) I refer you to "commandment" 8

4) and i had rice, the FSM is a perfect being, you didnt just eat him, you ate something that looked like him. according to Christians people were created in god's image- doesnt mean cannibals are eating the Christian God

[RIPdixiecarter]

@test123ok You can't just believe in $camology you have to pay for your belief lulz.

[INMATE2468]

Pasta be thy art, heal us of blind faiths with your noodly appandage oh delicious father of creation! RAmen!!

[harajukuJ1]

So does this mean that everytime i eat Spaghetti... :O

[hedgehoggy147]

I love how all these people are ridiculing this, yet are in support of a large bearded man living in the sky, who sent to Earth a man who could walk on water, heal people by touching them and share a small amount of food with hundreds of people, and claiming it to be the one truth. How blissfully ignorant can you get?

[test123ok]

How to argue against a Pastafarian :

1. If FSM just created one midget then how did he/she reproduce ?

2. There is no mention of anything like FSM in the Bible, so it is obviously not true !

3. FSM's commandments doesn't say anything about genocide..so it is ok to do that ? My holy book is obviously complete !

4. I just had pasta with meatballs for lunch ... HAHA

5. Id rather believe in Scientology...your prophet is still ALIVE !!

Haha Ive exposed you guys ! Im so smart ;)

[DexterEvilGenius]

Perfect, It summarises the creation pretty well, now it is easier for me to convert all the unbelievers to FSPism