The Boy Who Cried You Suck, and Other Stories

Stay off the naughty list, kids.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• children
• morals
• bad
• behavior
• how
• to
• fix
• trolls
• stop
• the
• hate

[Gimmeabreakman]

I'm always surprised to see trees in Kansas. I don' t know why but I imagine it's all flat.

[azrienoch]

Oh, it's not flat. I mean, it's not mountainous, but it's got these rolling hills of amber waves of grain that just tickle me pink. PINK, I SAY! Nah, go to the Red River Valley in Minnesota, where Lake Agassiz used to be. The bottom of a lake that was bigger than Lake Superior. THAT's flat. And the trees... well, most of the trees were actually planted there. I think everyone was required to plant so many after the Dust Bowl in Oklahoma.

[SomeDudeThatRants]

Best intro on Patronization EVER =)

[EgotisticalZilch]

You made the right choice in not messing with that last critter. That looked like a wheel bug. He would actually give you some pain as where the spider you showed would not.

I picked up a wheel bug when I was about 6. My thumb was swollen for hours.

[lickarock88]

I live in Kansas... it is weird.

[Karosive]

you......suck?...... >.> <.<

[dliuzzo110]

Just you thinking you're the only good person out there says that you think you're better than everyone else. How good is that? I know this cuz unfortunatly I'm the same way

[pitigam]

adhd or bipolar?

[ninjawork111]

Once about a time, a kid saw his older brother masturbating. Instead of telling him what he was really doing, he told him that it's "Something you do when you're as old as I am, so go play with your toys and don't tell mommy"

Well seriously what was I supposed to do? The kid's fucking FIVE

[Druidswarcry]

Once a pawn a time there was a little boy who went on the "internet" to see what it was all about! The little boy was shocked by how much evil the internet was filled with! his eye bled as we watched "Donkey shows" and "Twink brunch munch", he sob at "blue waffles" and "Kids in a sand box", "Buck angel" to every other "shemale" his once golden world of smiles was shattered in to pieces like "Hatchet Vs. Genitals". the little boy became a man after that day and killed from self from all the pain.

[TheMargarins]

you suck!

Just kidding,you thing the right shit my friend!

[luckyrabbitfoot99]

Insect ADD

[andrewweis]

ok. here goes:

There once was a guy with full blown AIDS

Who tried to treat it with Flonase

Though his nose never drips it's

No help to his sickness

So all day and night he huffs whippets

[IfunyunsI]

@tob1203 YOU WIN! --- who do you believe? Or maybe a better question, who do you want to believe?