Good Morning, Mister Masters

Thanks, everybodies!

Half a year late, this was originally planned for release sometime before Fanime 2009.

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EDIT: ZOMG. DJ WHEAT WATCHED MY VIDEO :D
EDIT: ZOMG. JOHN CHOI WATCHED MY VIDEO :D
EDIT: ZOMG. EMPIRE ARCADIA WATCHED MY VIDEO :D
EDIT: ZOMG. REUBEN LANGDON WATCHED MY VIDEO :D
EDIT: ZOMG. SOMEONE WHO IS PROBABLY SABIN (I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE CAUSE THEIR YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ONLY HAS LIKE, ONE VIDEO) WATCHED MY VIDEO :D
EDIT: ZOMG. MIKE ROSS WATCHED MY VIDEO :D

::FAINT::

BWAHAHAHAH. AN ERA WHERE EVERYONE MAINS KEN IS APPROACHING.

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I must thank Swoozie and DJ Wheat for all the awesome Shoryuken footage at Devastation.

Download the MP3 at:
http://www.purevolume.com/empyreanaria

ENABLE ANNOTATIONS FOR LYRICS IN CAPSLOCK.

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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the master--
Masters, mister Masters enacted the best thing happening to pyromancing;
There's no man better than mister Masters.
I'm online dominating FAB-U-LOSE bastards.
It's Masters! Attacking your master server
Even if you weathered through the EVO rapture,
How you gonna stop my godly DP stature?

What you gonna do when a round begins?
(SHORYUKEN!) (SHORYUKEN!)
What you gonna do when they block that hit?
(SHORYUKEN!) (SHORYUKEN!)
What you gonna do when your opponent's fullscreen, spamming Tiger Shots, preventing you from proceeding?
(SHORYUKEN!)
Yeah, just keep on beasting cause eventually you'll crush the precinct. Cause you're a master!

(Chorus)
Mash that DPM+FP
It'll win footsies with priority
And every situation you can DPM+FP for a 3-hit combo OTG!
With DPs, it's clear to me every competitor present at SBO is free
And every casual and moneymatch belongs to me
TL;DR: DPM+FP

So map all your buttons to fierce and mash them
preventing any cases of finger lapse and collapsing on a useless attack button like roundhouse.
Why would I kick when I can (SHORYUKEN!)?
I'm at the arcade, chilling with Daigo and Justin.

WE LIKE FIERCE PUNCH!111! D:
WE LIKE FIERCE PUNCH!!11! D:
We like fierce punch; DPM FIERCE PUNCH!!!11

Anybody telling you to do otherwise sucks cause,

What you gonna do when an opponent jumps in?
(SHORYUKEN!) (SHORYUKEN!)
What you gonna do when your DP whiffs?
(SHORYUKEN!) (SHORYUKEN!)
What you gonna use for footsies and zoning in the case your opponent enjoys poking?
(SHORYUKEN!)
Yeah, just keep on mashing cause your DP's Igniz status.
Cause you're a master.

(chorus)

Now that you play like a Masters, you're a tactician
With a tap-tap down-forward motion,
witness a beast in the making. Female units will now approach you cause you're clearly a winner.

SO S-RANK, SO S-RANK! =O
DAMN YOUR KEN'S SO S-RANK! :D
SO S-RANK, SO S-RANK! =O
HOW'D YOU GET TO BE SO S-RANK?
DAMMMNNNNN!

(chorus)

There you go.

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  Entertainment

[jchan367]

Epic shoryuken across the screen hitting Sagat!

[Neo Pedro]

3 hit combo OTG!!! SHORYUKEN!!!!

[SFAEPC]

igniz status *dead*

[violentpimple]

damn this had good flow

[eeekyblah]

lol :D

[totallynotafakename]

Brb, remapping all my buttons to FP.

[franman51]

Watcha gonna do when a wolf, tiger, bear or car lunges at you.  SHORYUKEN!

[Ron Rowe]

Ironically both sonic and dante do shoryukens, coincidence i think not... (well dante is a capcom character......)

[KeShaunB3]

Too bad you Umehara Uses either yun or ryu

[Joshua Sparks]

1:28 best thing EVER!!!!!

[BehemothZX]

I want to see this song performed at a gaming convention.

Excuse me, I mean I want to see you wearing a tuxedo performing this song next to a winning Ken cosplayer ... at a gaming convention. Or a tourney ... yeah

I need to see this.