Song: COD4 (it`s not real war)

Download MP3 at clarkys.com
Today is gonna be the day
that I`m gonna finish at the top
You may have heard I`m always coming third
& I`m sick of it its got to stop
I don`t belive I`ve only got first place in the free for all
about twice

Backlot I got a red dot
on an M4, double tap
layed on the roof of the center building
on the ladder set a claymore trap
I don't believe that anybody
running around the map
can see me now

Then someone uses UAV to find me (had to find me)
and throws a bastard flash grenade to blind me (from behind me)
A juggernaught johhny who thinks he`s hard
sneaks up and rolls the dice
& he shoots me twice

I see red (see red)
I used my last stand now he`s dead (he`s dead)
It`s not real war
Call of duty four

Crossfire, I camped a little higher
with a barratt using deep impact
C4, planted safley at the door
my health & ammo both intact

Start to wonder who will be
number two & three
after me (Judge Clarkie)

Then someone uses UAV to find me (had to find me)
and throws a bastard flash grenade to blind me (from behind me)
A pair shotgun shirleys climb the stairs & take a chance
It`s time to dance

I see red
I used my last stand now they`re dead
It`s not real war
Call of duty four

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• cod4
• call
• of
• duty
• four
• song
• parody
• it`s
• not
• really
• war
• judge
• clarkie

[iToMxP]

:L both of your songs are hilarious. Your a right legend. haha

[TheJtoTheG]

this song brings back all the memories of people that i have met who have come and gone. very great

[Gmations]

This is so amazing! CoD 4 Forever!!!!

[guyonthebenchful]

@LcfcJoe obv

[LcfcJoe]

@guyonthebenchful obv not a lad if you don't know wanderwall, oasis!

[Trentumphdabox]

Judge clarkie is a fricken legend

[sinningg0d1121]

@guyonthebenchful wonderwall <.<

[guyonthebenchful]

Which song is this based on?

[iTzJaaYx]

serious respect for this song :')

[xDoZeo]

Know this of by heart, me and my brother used to listen to this years ago LOL :D

[jacktystacey]

omg its like knives to my ears