THE KITCHEN SYNC PRESENTS EPISODE 47.
"JDATE BLUES"
i'm too much of a dork to be a player
but i'm too much of a slut
just to be with you
i don't wanna meet your parents
and i don't wanna read your blog
but i will take off all my clothes
and you can watch me wack off
on a webcam on jdate
2nite
you know we're living in some crazy times
people don't communicate
how they used to do
all these faces flickering
across computer screens
she blinded me with
technology
and then my shorts were by ankles
my hand below my thighs
OY VEY OY VEY
HAVA NAGILA
i'm too much of a dork to be a player
but i'm too much of a slut
just to be with you
i don't wanna meet your parents
and i don't wanna read your blog
but i will take off all my clothes
and you can watch me wack off
on a webcam on jdate
2nite
this cracked me up... thanks for the free show.
toasteroven416 2 years ago
smitty, you are amazing.
amnesiaarchives 2 years ago