BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language
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This is so sad and so true
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@ElongatedVowels by doing stand-ups for which they spend no money. For such ones like the Daily Show, they are part of a major network, AND they dont make such accurate replicas of news graphics, news studios, and have so many good actors. Im praising the Onion on this issue, im just puzzled how they can afford it all.
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@Checkingokop How do any comedians make money?
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I dont understand. How is ONION able to produce such realistic news studios, graphics, witty sketches, good actors for basically no real profit?
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1:35 ROFLMAO "Shut up, shut your god damn mouth!"
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oh god... the 3D news report is so horrifyingly accurate
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@nomoreheroes93 Don't worry its just the TV they won't actually hit you :D
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3D news I'm watching the onion tomorrow.
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I start nodding my head to the song at the theme song of TheOnion.
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if the U.S. changed its national anthem to that 3-minute string of expletives, i bet celebrity singers would have an easier time singing it correctly. i'd love to see a 3D ONN report :D
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Just give them a xbox account the'll learn it naturally.
7SuperNova 1 month ago 76
...and starving children,
COMING
RIGHT
AT
YOU
nomoreheroes93 1 month ago 39