NO SMOKING - WEEK THREE.

Well it's been three weeks now since I last had a smoke, and i'm here to say it's going ok
but the truth is at first it really hard and I found I was struggling from day to day
well the patches, they dealt with the craving, but the habit just wouldn't go away
what do I do with my hands, how do I pass the time, I think i've got it sussed but people some say that it's a crime


And I'm wanking the habit away, i'm tugging on my rubbing bits all through the day
it's the best theraphy that i've found so far, 'cause when i'm not strumming then i'm plucking my guitar
and i'm wanking my habit away, and my old fella keeps coming out to play
yes, I know the danger of blindness and madness too, but to give up smoking there's nothing I won't do..

well i've found some good sites on my PC, and I now know what the internet is for
and after spending quality time with myself, I find that quitting smoking is not such a bore
and the friction's removed those nicotine stains, but there's other stains now on the floor
but it's going so well, the future looks bright, i'm even thinking of becoming a hermaphrodite




now i'm feeling really good about not smoking, and the exercise i'm getting is really swell
giving up smoking you've gotta by yourself, and so is wanking, so what the hell
i'm feeling much calmer and i'm feeling myself, and I felt I just had to tell
so trust me this works, I even spoke to the nurse, and she said it's what she does as wel

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• quit smoking
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• niquitin
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[mindovermatter2009]

all in controll. lol im so proud of you.. your very convincing. you made it look easy..ish/ love you kid!! xoxo happy wanking n sucking. great tune. u stick in my head like craving. lol

[monello198]

@mindovermatter2009

actually i found it to be surprisingly easy to give up..

the smoking that is..

still tugging away at every opportunity!

you can do it..

and give up smoking!!

lol

;-}~

[Twirretwarre]

So to see it also gives you alot of musical and verbal inspiration!

:-)

[monello198]

@Twirretwarre

well i have a lot of time on my hands

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[mindovermatter2009]

@monello198 great stress reliever and good for teh complextion.. :)) im all for it... lol. and giving up smoking! lol :)-8-<

[Belfairy]

So much more helpful than the other (pardon me) bullshit videos regarding smoking cessation. I can't identify with the masturbation, but somehow the song helps.

Two days in for me, I'm questioning the probability of my cells already being cancerous and debating the pros and cons of staying quit, or going back.

[monello198]

@Banjing18

ha ha.. actually the week four video is just up..

;-}~

feeling pretty proud of myself



[Banjing18]

@saffbrat I'm scared to ask what the 4th phase is...

[ZachsGayCat]

@monello198 More like AWESOMELY put.