Jumper: Game Review by TigerTV Host Kyra

"Did you see Jumer? Neither did I"

So you just said you haven't seen it but your giving it bad reviews?

If you are a super-natural fan and watch this movie knowing it is going to be very short then you will enjoy it.

The movie effects weren't bad either.

You give terrible reviews for movies and no one should review a game made because of a movie.

worst movie? it's my fav!!

If I could choose powers, I would choose those

Everyone has it wrong: Teleportation = Impossible.

But if where going to talk fiction: Teleportation would be simply having everything that composes a human crushed into such a tiny space that they create a blackhole, which they exit at a point of their choosing by reexpanding. Oh, that, or they evaportate, becoming so massive, and invisible, that they occupie all space on a planet at one time, and simple go wherever they want. But, thats all impossible.
Cheers.

this girl is fucking annoying as hell...

I truly hope you didn't think that would work.

I thought Jumper was a good movie, not the absolute best but defineatly not as bad as people are saying it is. I have never been a fan of movie based games.

the ending is the part that sucked inthe movie the rest was all nice

wtf is she talking about? Has she even played it? If she had she would know it's one of the worst games ever to complete. the last level is practically IMPOSSIBLE. I gave up having been frustrated by a moving camera system that makes you go in the exact direction you didn't want to go in, swarms of enemies that all look the same as you so you can't tell what's going on, and cheating AI which counters every move you try. Its a random quicktime event which changes as you press the fucking button.

Heres the problem with teleportation... You would have to copy one self to another position meaning you have to delete the original person. Its not teleportation

What the fuck are you talking about? Teleportation is the crossing through of the 10 dimensions. Stretching one point through another point allowing the movement of the person or object through space and time. Much like folding a paper over itself while a bug is walking on it, it moves from one side to the other. You are thinking of The Prestige...God, take a quantum mechanics class before you blurt shit out on the internet trying to sound smart.