The Thanksgiving Day Massacre (HD)

A mid-morning shooting rampage has left 4 turkeys dead and 1 wounded in Elkhart Reserve. Witnesses report that the gunman crept out of the forest armed with a shotgun, and brutally murdered 3 turkeys crossing a street.

The gunman is believed to have used a turkey call to lure the unsuspecting victims into the killzone.

A fourth turkey was later killed not far from the scene of the first shooting. Another turkey is currently at the veterinarian where he is being treated for a gunshot wound.

The gunman has been identified as Wayne Stevens, 31, of Washington DC. Stevens has been described by people who refuse to be identified as his friends, as being "a video game dork", "fat nerd", and "total mouthbreather".

Stevens is a suspect in the recent murders of several deer in the area, and he is rumored to have been involved in indecent acts with poodles.

Supporters of Stevens say the massacre is a classic example of Stevens' "1337 hunting skillz". Critics of the gunman say that the shocking footage here clearly shows how much Stevens "sucks and fails at life".

Viewers should be warned that the following footage, which was taken directly from the gunman's helmet-mounted camera, is graphic and may upset animal rights terrorists. It may also lead to spending $12.99 US dollars to purchase a Warden license for "The Hunter", so aspiring mass turkey murderers can get in on the action too.

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