Miracle Whip will not tone it down

Miracle Whip users speak adoringly of their unique non-mayo spread

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Commercial
• Miracle Whip

[treyhen]

Fuckin' whipsters.

[HamSandwich09]

Miracle Whip is such a hipster.

[starshkr46]

That short haired hipster is so hot.

[Nero50Z]

Stupidest fuckin commercial ever.

What exactly is "revolutionary" about mayonnaise?

You can just tell the executive who came up with this idea was probably some MTV reject...one of those old suit-wearing tightasses who thinks you can make anything "cool" by using a bunch of 90's cliches like paying random teenagers to stand around and look ironic.

Next, they'll probably pay some MMA fighters to sell raisin bran.

[brobbus0]

Dancing with another two people in a kiddie pool with 2 inches of water, in what looks like somebody's muddy backyard, while eating some high-fat industrial bullshit... where do I sign up for this?

[glitch509]

Hipster mayo. Me no buy.

[Coltsfannick]

Hipsters dancing in kiddie pools? Douche bag with a guitar? Jiz-wipes to transition scenes? Tone it down Miracle Whip, you suck...

[kingcamilo]

@laughter66619 noo youre missing the whole point. some people fall for it some dont this is also known as publicity and for the product that theyre selling yeah its ridiculous to have it aimed at a younger audience. if they were sellin an energy drink retards would be like"yahh rockstar ftw fuck the others! we hardd" but since its mayo it doesnt have the same brainwashing effect

[laughter66619]

@kingcamilo so if i have miracle whip im gonna be awesome and hardcore?! wut the fuck is the big fucking deal with what i said in my first comment and for the record i hate red bull..

[laughter66619]

@kingcamilo so if i eat miracle whip im gonna be hardcore and awesome?! Wut the fuck is the big deal of what i put in my first comment?!

[kingcamilo]

@laughter66619 shut up red bull is just fuckin caffeinated taurine wtf drinkin it doesnt make you awesome/hardcore retards brainwashed from these ads have ideas like tht in their head. its called marketing theyre tryin to sell their product and for some reason attract the younger audience. notice how every line in the ad is mentioned in the saame tone throughout the whole thing.

[laughter66619]

okay wtf is soooo great about mayonnaise!! if i have miracle whip, am i going to start running and screaming! its just fucking mayonnaise not red bull!