Miracle Whip will not tone it down

Miracle Whip users speak adoringly of their unique non-mayo spread

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  Comedy

[imlost19]

I bought a jar of miracle whip about 2 years ago because I was curious. It ended up being the best investment I've ever made. To this day I still use miracle whip to make my cat throw up when he's eaten something he shouldn't have.

[Nero50Z]

Stupidest fuckin commercial ever.

What exactly is "revolutionary" about mayonnaise?

You can just tell the executive who came up with this idea was probably some MTV reject...one of those old suit-wearing tightasses who thinks you can make anything "cool" by using a bunch of 90's cliches like paying random teenagers to stand around and look ironic.

Next, they'll probably pay some MMA fighters to sell raisin bran.

[LimeGreenWolf]

irrational advertising.

[Hurpaderp]

When I was fifteen some guys in my class found a video from the Middle East of a man being beheaded, and showed it to us. It was horrific, blood was everywhere.

Still not as bad as seeing corporations try to appeal to Generation Y, however.

[SsnakeBite]

"We will not tone it down, except for the narrator who apparently smoked all our weed".

[Helikaon9]

im having a panic attack, i ate a sandwich with mustard today instead, i didn't know mayo was in season! FUCKFUCKFUCK

[Tom Schmitz]

I'd buy that.

[chiendeguerre]

/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo

[OkYeahThoughBut]

I'm just picturing all of these hipsters flocking to the supermarket to buy Miracle Whip as if it was an American Apparel outlet.

[YojimboAuron]

Is this the official DmC sponsor?

[elsquibbs]

Look at these fucking wHipsters. 

[TheKillerTigerWWE]

stop acting like a frickin damn human, you just a crap tasting mayo