Happy Birthday, Tiffany!

LYRICS:
I'd bet my bottom $1.06 that
In Boston one day your feet'll slip on
A yellow banana peel
At which point your head will reel

You'll see stars and Pikachus
And when you cry, five pounds you'll lose
But just of water weight
And then you'll call me bawling on the phone

"Best friend," you'll say, "I've had a rotten day,"
And then, best friend, I'll say, "Shut your mouth, you are okay,
Hear what these people have to say."

-interlude-

"They wuv you undoubtedly,"
I'll say, and then you'll look at me
With those glistening, one-lid eyes
Big and brown, just like mine

Amid the tears you'll choke out five
or six or seven heartfelt words
Or nine, saying somethin' like, "I wuv them back too."

Straight from scratch, and in and out
Your father's kitchen oven you have made for us your prize-winning
Corny jokes and peanut brittle
What's that smell? Oh, it's just Tiffany
making memories like these

-interlude-

Friend, take heed and copious notes
You'll want to know more than you know
About "bizza" and lobsterfests
They'll put you to the test

-interlude-

Best friend, if I may, let me hug you just today
I promise it'll last two seconds
If not, then hey, high five, get on your way
But before you go, stay

So it's no joke you're really tall
An Amazonian born by Fallbrook Mall
But in any case, I'd just like to say
When I stand next to you

I feel so tall
So grand, so strong
Rain or shine, no sun at all
It's constant, permanent, for good
When you go there and I stay here
Just know I've grown more standing next to you than ever

-brief interlude-

Best friend, let's not delay, it's, after all, your special day
So, Happy Birthday.

(If you'd like to see a scripted version of this to read all the bits of dialogue you couldn't catch by ear, ask me. Not all of it fit in this description box.)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Tiffany's
• Birthday
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[BoredAsa2x4]

you do really good birthday videos :) and nice pic of you guys in the impala that was freaking awesome.

[midorixxmonster]

@BoredAsa2x4 Thank you kindly. [:

[vovlogshehe]

i agree with the guy at 0:13 hahahah. but this was very sweet of you(: