Burlesque - Megan Mullally - Long John Blues - ungekürzt - ungeclipt - unzensiert ..

.. und ungeschminkt - aber mit dem richtigen musikalischen Bums!
Lyrics:
I've got a dentist
Who's over seven feet tall
Mm I've got a dentist baby
The man is over seven feet tall
His name is Doctor Long John
And he answers every call

You know
I went to Long John's office and said
"Doctor the pain is killing me"
Mmm I went to Long John's office and said
"Doctor the pain is killing me"

He said "Don' worry baby,
It's just your cavity in need to feel a filling"

He took out his trusted drill
Told me to open wide
He said he wouldn't hurt me
Then he filled my hole inside

Oh Jesus, Long John
Don't you ever go away
'Cause you thrill me when you drill me
And I don't need no novocaine today

When he got done drilling, he said
"Oh baby that is going to cost you -- ten"
See now I thought it was gonna be more like twelve, twelve and a half
Oooh, when he got done drilling, he said
"Oh sweet mamma that is going to cost you -- ten"

But if it ever starts in to throbbing
come back and see old Long John
Again and again and again and again and again
Again
"Mm girl, you know I will!"

Category:

Film & Animation

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• Burlesque (film)
• Burlesque
• Musical
• Theater
• Film
• Broadway
• Cher
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