David Cross - Literally

Classic David Cross Clip from album, "Shut Up You Fucking Baby" (2002).

(take a lesson: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally?ref=nf)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• David
• Cross
• Shut
• Up
• You
• Fucking
• Baby
• 2002
• literally

[jonniebgood]

So funny. I literally shit my pants.

[AndrewTheEternal]

I literally died laughing.

[leirgauk]

"I figuratively shit my pants!"

Yeah, that sounds cool...

[Nap712]

@ROFLcustard I think @DragoonBoom won. You just sound like an idiot. Autistic because he likes anime? Also, because he uses the word "butthurt" he's an autistic child from 4chan... what?

[iWubBass]

@DragonBoom and ROFLcustard

You two are meant for each other. You obviously want to literally fuck each other in the butt. At the same time. Literally.

[ROFLcustard]

@DragoonBoom I guess all good things must come to an end. I just wish it wasn't so anti-climactic.

[DragoonBoom]

@ROFLcustard Ugh, how boring. I expected something special from you.

Kinda funny that our chain of comments is just gonna be a stuck on this video like a smear of shit.

[ROFLcustard]

@DragoonBoom

What you choose to do in your free time causes me absolutely no distress whatsoever. However I reserve the right to continue mocking you for the autistic hobbies you partake in.

E-war? What is with kids these days, going on 4chan and turning everything into some kind of war. Quite hilarious if you ask me.

[DragoonBoom]

@ROFLcustard Oh come on. All I heard was "Blahblahblah." Let's not turn this little escapade at lack of a better term into a pointless e-war. If it makes you feel better, I'm sorry that my Autism and hobbies have caused you such great distress in your life. Genious to link those two pieces of contrived information I must say. You must be a honour student.

Oh, and you've STILL failed to answer my question. How unruly.

[ROFLcustard]

@DragoonBoom When reading your first response, it came across a tad sarcastic, so I decided I'd fuck with you... Anyway, for someone watching David Cross's stand up, you should be able to make the assumption without asking for help.

"butthurt"

oh great another autistic moron from 4chan

"Fucking internet turning the youth into angsty cunts."

Not only are you making assumptions about my age, but you are obviously upset because I attacked anime, if you watch anime, you are autistic.

[DragoonBoom]

@ROFLcustard Whoa, I was merely inquiring if David Cross played Tobias, which I think he did. No need to get so angry. I just didn't know he did standup.

It would be understandable if you're butthurt from something minor that occurred to you in real life. No need to go onto my channel and use the first distinguishable thing to LASH out at me. Fucking internet turning the youth into angsty cunts.

And you never answered my question. How uncouth.