Yahtzee's Deus Ex Song

Yahtzee's lyrical version of the Deus Ex theme song. It appears at the end of his "Guitar Hero World Tour" review. I thought I would upload just the end here...

Source: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/video...

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[lavulman]

Ugh... can people just shut the hell up about all this Console/PC drivel? It's as pointless as upgrading your swimming...

[shunkwugga]

It really is useless. You can get through the majority of the game without putting any points in Swimming.

[glide08sMovies]

Stanza 2 - "Look at square enix/and eidos montreal/they made a prequel/with serious stuff/we can't dumb it down/cause square enix owns/this franchise/and eidos/and we are defunct/but we want to/deus ex 3/is a very good game/the levels are nice/and nobody looks the same/this is because/it was released/in 2011/means it's modern/and they also made/an april fools prank/human revolution/was rated good/we can't dum it down too much/cause we're thick"

[glide08sMovies]

Stanza 1 - "Put on a trenchcoat/and fight some conspiracies/Get experience/and level up abilities/will you pick rifles/or computers?/don't pick swimming because/it's fairly useless/It's a shooter/and a role-playing game/the levels are ugly/and everyone looks the same/we're not the same ion storm/that made daikatana/our games are good/and they/stay on schcedule/We made a sequel/that no-one liked/cause we dumbed it down too much/cause we're thick"

[Bek359]

Oh, buying one rank of Swimming is okay and fairly cheap. Any more than that is STUPID.

[Tehguy248]

"Swimming? You mean that think you instictivly do before you die?"

-Daniel Tosh, happy thoughts

[InSingularity]

I like Yahtzee's quip about putting all your points into swimming and poison resistance in case you have to visit Queensland.

[sumol700]

i found my self huminh this without thinking while going to change the options before starting a new game...

[sumol700]

i always put 1 skill point into swimming just because most easy routes are trough flooded tunels or piping. and its prety cheap, then again, i was trying to be a infiltrator, not the knock out every one or shot everyone guy. so i had enough to save from rifles and pistols...

[ImperialGuardsman74]

Max out swimming and environmental training?

[Alan Milsom]

Max out swimming and aqualung is the way to go

[One3673241]

O HAI GAIZE IM A DOOS ECKS FAN

AKWALUNG AND REBREETHIRS, WUTZ DAT????