Existential Illuminata Academy-Award Winning Trailer (JPAC)

No copyright infringement intended. Musical credit goes to Dreamworks' Animation & Composer John Powell (How To Train A Dragon Score), as well as Composer X-Ray Dog

Songs Used:
John Powell - Musical Score for Dreamworks' How To Train A Dragon
X-Ray Dog - The Final Hour

Concept Inspired By:
BriTANick Comedy (Check out their 'Award-winning Movie Trailer' trailer. It won awards.)

Monologue (in case you missed any of the idiotic profundity...not like reading this will make any of these quotes make any more sense though):

- You know - they told me...that you weren't real. That you were just a real. But you know what? You're right here.

- Some say: beauty flows from the bowels of a butterfly. Well, I say...to hell with diplomacy.

- QUIT PLAYING GAMES! ...Games...were meant to be played. AND YOU KNOW THAT!

- Whoever she is, tell her I said thanks (Luke Walton quote from Days of Our Lives) Whoever she is, tell her I said no thanks.

- Sometimes fighting for what's right is a right turn away from missing the left turn that shows you your right destiny.

- You once told me that I was worthless...you know what? You were right.

- Sometimes life can be unexpect, but you know what...You tell life: YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING ME EITHER!

- You know what I learned, man? Life is always gonna throw it's many punches at you, but the one thing you've always got to remember is....Drink the punch. Yeah. Yeah
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It's 2010. JPAC is back. This is slightly disconcerting news for the rest of humanity.

This is our movie trailer for a movie that we never made. It's called 'Existential Illuminata'.

This trailer is a compilation of a bunch of random, unrelated clips we filmed for the sole purpose of making an academy-award winning movie trailer for a movie that supposedly was going to win an academy award....if it had been made.

Good-luck trying to figure out what this movie and its storyline is about because...we have no idea either. We just filmed a bunch of random crap, put it together, and hoped it would be epic and emotionally gripping enough to not make any sense, but make perfect sense in the sense that most trailers don't make any sense in the first place.

Sorry to disappoint those that actually thought that this was a real movie. But it is. You just have to wait about 30 years for it to come out.

Hope you enjoyed 'Existential Illuminata'.

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[shello700]

... OH I Get it... you took a bunch of random movie clips and reackted them to make an award winning movie, well ur reward is 1 like, i u saw my profile you can see how i got to this vid...

[jpacHiDef]

@shello700 haha no, we actually just made up these random scenes on our own and then put them together afterwards.

[atse1910]

hahaha peter lee's creative side. good job narrating peter.

[jpacHiDef]

@atse1910 lol, peter actually did none of the narrations. our voices all just sound low for some reason

[lucioferio]

HAHAHAHA. this is so epic. the title is so pointless but probably secretly deep and i can't decipher it

[jpacHiDef]

@lucioferio yeah, we figured out that the meaning is actually very deep..existential (having to do wit existence) and illuminata (to be enlightened or to illuminate (im sure)). So...with that in mind, peter experiences a new enlightened, illuminated existence of the world at the end, clearly. Why he's wearing white wrap on his eyes and playing violin, i don't kno either. but it looks hilarious.

[DontTakeCrack]

i went from luke walton taunting pistons to this lol. yeaaa arcadia.

[ddrumfanatic]

Romantic Flight... Nice!

[karis129]

i had a good laugh :)

-jean

[mikewhang]

peter lee on that violin in the middle of the baseball field was hilarious.