Lana Death Ray (NO CHURCH IN THE WILD)

What do you do when your girlfriend is more interested in video games than in you? MY ADVICE ON THAT SUBJECT IS ABOVE.

NCITW is written by Zac Little and directed by Jory Caron.

TENGO PROBLEMOS? Hablar conmigo AQUI: http://zaclittle.tumblr.com/ask USE THE ANON OPTION OR I WILL NOT ANSWER YOU, I'M SERIOUS.

Category:

Howto & Style

Tags:

• advice
• video games
• lana del ray
• what is a lana del ray
• addiction
• oral sex
• cunnilingus
• zac little
• jory caron
• NCITW

[fruitydudexD]

@EricksHinumaru 10 tries on his 7th birthday...i don't think that's shame..

[pinkaholic30]

team alice <3

[oscar2hot4u]

how do we ask him a question?

[jeremyshaw]

10th time? Damn. haha, 7th Birthday? WTF? What a fun childhood, man :D

[jeremyshaw]

:D hahaha, Oh my gosh, Zac, I see your tags and they're hilarious! "what is a lana del ray" "addiction" "oral sex" "cunnilingus" - hee hee hee. Nice one, dude, props to you for those.

[WeaponOfMyDestructio]

Why not paint your dick to look like an arcade joystick that way everybody wins

[smithzette]

i think it's great that a re-occuring theme in your advice column is oral sex for girlfriends. really great.

[EricksHinumaru]

10 tries, Zac? Shame. I figured you'd get it down in possibly the fifth or sixth. But it does require some practice.

[Nekkx]

@Nofxthepirate

Before I got around to buy a PS3, I *never* heard of infamous and Uncharted was just a name I heard somewhere. I don't watch TV, by the way.

[WeaselWJ]

@Nofxthepirate Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...