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Aperture Investment Opportunity #3: "Turrets"

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Uploaded on Apr 5, 2011

This week's reason to pre-invest in Aperture Laboratories: CEO and founder Cave Johnson's announcement that the applied sciences company is making its military-grade turret line available to consumers.

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  • Cave Johnson

    I may just leave a turret in the comments section to stop all these nonsensical arguments.

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  • raysiris

    i teaches kids that taking a 50 cal is survivable but a knife to any part of your body is instant death

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  • Chell isawsome

    sooo wait wut if the parents came in and get *chough* killed the child will never noe wut his or her parents were

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  • MRSASQUATCH559

    Nostalgia anyone?

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  • Water Saga

    "just try and get close to that baby"

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  • Gungnir113

    What's the point of making an empathy generator if you're just going to suppress it?

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  • TheBlueBulbear

    "That's 65 percent more bullet... per bullet"

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  • Ethan Ong

    0:22 "Empathy Generator" and "Empathy suppressor"

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  • 12piotrex

    Please Create "Portal 3"

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  • robloxian5897

    valve?

    did you just count to 3?

    OMG!

    THEY COUNTED TO 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    now make portal 3 OR ELSE

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  • Gamefan1092

    OOH! they come in different colors! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

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  • Gamefan1092

    And a defective one for comedic relief!

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