Eclipse: A Thorough Review

It's that time of year again...

Anti-Twilight review :))

In which i decompose this movie in 3 pats

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Edward
• cullen
• eclipse
• stephenie
• meyer
• anti
• twilight
• jacob
• black
• bella
• swan

[whitehousesvc729]

Funny. As my friend went to go see eclipse, I stayed home and watched my recently purchases Percy Jackson DVD.

[MugglePrefect]

@whitehousesvc729 hahahahahahaha i want to see that too...:))

[MissLockhart09]

i believe edward doesnt need blood flow in order to...yes...because he is a vampire and therefore hard all over.

[MugglePrefect]

@MissLockhart09 LMAO very very cleaver. :)) 

[vanessaagrace]

ugh bella is such a dumb bitch, I hate her.

[Victvfreak09]

@ilikecolty sad.. is stupid of YOU. Smeyer is a terrible author; don't make up rules and then break them, just so your Mary Sue character can be happy and perfect. Yes it is called fantasy, and fantasy needs its rules and laws that make things add up and make sense. BUT Smeyer included biology, mentioned biology, said vampire genetics have to do with biology.

Just my two cents on that. Next time think about the two series before you post anything up.

P.S. you're an idiot.

[Victvfreak09]

@ilikecolty Thanks for commenting on this. Now I can rip this stupid comment apart. Smeyer has tried to include biology in her book. Humans 23 chrom. vampires have 24 or 25 chrom.??? Hmm... according to my biology teacher thats impossible. Vampires wouldn't even look human. Trying to use an established science for your fantasy is pathetic. Whereas JKR never included an established science. She made up her own "science" or formula within her world. Tolkien has also done this. So to say it's sad

[Victvfreak09]

@MissLockhart09 it will still be small. can't grow. might be hard, but it won't grow

[gaoyipunks]

omg girl, you talk so fast lol!!!!

[zkira67light]

you talk fast......

[legallyinsane456]

i dont care is Stephanie fateyer explained how it works... science is science no blood no cum.(:

[SilenaMBeauregard]

Ok bitches :D Eclipse was one of the best movies based on books ever made. The characters look their parts! Something The Lightning Thief opposed too, and made a mockery of. It follows story line, something The Lightning Thief didn't. So MugglePerfect, think twice about watching The Lightning Thief Spoof :D

[playnowand]

@inulover8952 this is FANTASY. its not that it doesnt make sense its that its not possible. but neither are warewolves, or vampires, or the fucking toothfairy:) so if its fantasy, anything can happen.

[inulover8952]

@MissLockhart09 No blood flow= no sperm.

No sperm= no baby making.

No baby making= HOW THE FUCK DOES THE 4TH BOOK MAKE SENSE?

[NelsonGoth]

Sugar rruuussssshh!!!!! :D