Ed Price Standup 1: Kids, Taxes, and One-Liners

Hello everyone! This is Ed from TheAnimationEmpire. We wouldn't have made the final 20 without all your support. So we sincerely and humbly thank you for voting our two videos into the top 20. With over 100 videos submitted, our odds weren't good, and we thank you for it!

We couldn't have done it without you. Thanks everybody! Thank you for your support!!!

- TAE

All these jokes are original (obviously). Basically, it's a grab bag of jokes, so hopefully something in here will strike your fancy (and we hope your fancy strikes back).


What's your favorite joke here?

Written by, edited by, and featuring Ed 'word' Price. Shot by MattyO.

If you liked this video, you'll probably like our first Tax Laugh entry, Software and Submarine Gift Shop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiwqokDjuvg

You'll probably also like our Email Commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQwL3UTUo58

Constructive comments only. Adult spam gets you blocked.

Final contest winners (in popularity):
#1 - John G (EZ Girls)
#2 - East Side Dave (radio celebrity)
#3 - Tim Slagle (TV comedian)
#4 - John Ramsey (1st place by judges)
#5 - Tax Laugh Story (our other win)
#6 - Robert Fata (2nd place by judges)
#7 - Brandon Black (on American Idol)
#8 - Sean (Merkin Tax Cuts)
#9 - Michael Farrell (3 hands)
#10 - John Woods (Sexy Time)
#11 - Jake Waters (Love Song)
#12 - Mat Grimes (violence rox)
#13 - Greg Brainos (videogames)
#14 - Chip Chinery (Last Comic Standing)
#15 - Tony Alfieri (Tax Receipts)
#16 - Don (The Voice Chameleon)
#17 - Ed Price Standup (this video)
#18 - Devon Wild (laughs at own jokes)
#19 - Kim's Love Story (3rd place from judges)
#20 - Jay Mostyn (podium)

- TAE

Of course, our bread and butter is our animations (we're not called an empire for nothing)...

Join the 3D animated world of Fruits and Bugs...
Fruits VS Bugs - Episode 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfbGzAuOTlM
Fruits VS Bugs - Episode 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsfR7C-ql5k
Fruits VS Bugs - Agents Always Win:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKJI4iUszt0
Extra Fruity:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Ko5-IgUWA

Watch the animation process in Making of the MGM Logo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KC0e08DDoc

Non animations...

There's a great new product coming out called Email:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQwL3UTUo58

Who Would Win in a fight?
1) Punky Brewster VS Pippi Longstocking:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYV8jxt336I
2) Superman VS Batman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kULzNzsCZA
3) Superman VS Himself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQXSZRKFlk0
4) Ash - Pokemon VS Ash - Army of Darkness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYZC93kVQ94
5) Abraham Lincoln VS Ronald Reagan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kipU3FSjTgo
6) Walt Disney VS Bill Gates:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Po7U8T0JSE
7) Optimus Prime VS Harry Potter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwpwWDcbFyU
8) Wolverine VS Aquaman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjNKMTpHzrE
9) Captain Jack Sparrow VS Captain America:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDhoL8-ppBE

Check out our silly music video, Bucket Full of Cheese: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEShg_kigmc

Our first VLog sketch, Following Directions...
Part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypMT4FPiO7o
Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFEfbV-30YE

Here's our Short Short that is nostalgic and insulting, Punky Brewster VS Pippi Longstocking:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N1qk-Huwao

Do phones annoy you? Get... Mad At Phone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc9JSZa6byw

And our random 27-second short, Taking Care of Business: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkmxx6XbNio

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Tax
• Laugh
• Turbo
• Easy
• Standup

[Cabbageman614]

kids in the car! lol! think about the tax breaks you'd be missing! that was definitely the best? let's ask you a question. what joke did you like the best?

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks!Wow! For Ed: "I wish I was a pony" cuz I dig randomness and "Money isn't everything" cuz I dig dry and witty (the kind of thing where you have to watch it a few times to appreciate it). I Wish I Was a Pony - 11 Blackout Dialogue - 1 Rubber Chicken Mic - 5 Chickee Nuggets - 3 Kids in the Car - 4 Early Bird - 3 Candy From a Baby - 2 Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 2 Money Isn't Everything - 2 Have a Good Bye - 2

[TheAnimationEmpire]

For MattyO, "Kids in the Car" and "Have a Good Bye" (he laughed on those)

For Tammy, "Candy from a Baby" (we should have used her laugh, actually)

Thanks!

- TAE

[leeeproductions]

"its just like taking candy from a baby which is a good idea because that baby should be drinking formula!" hahahaha. good jobbb.

and that was really funnyyy when your like "I WANT A PONYYY!" haha! niiicccceeeee.

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Thanks! I Wish I Was a Pony - 11 Blackout Dialogue - 1 Rubber Chicken Mic - 5 Chickee Nuggets - 3 Kids in the Car - 3 Early Bird - 3 Candy From a Baby - 2 Money Doesn't Grow on Trees - 2 Money Isn't Everything - 2 Have a Good Bye - 2

[leeeproductions]

i mean... haha

"I wish i was a pony!'

hahahahaha

[GagaManMusic]

nothing is everything except all things  :) - i liked that one

[KATRINAMARIE123]

"chix nuggets r a dollar - turbo tax is free" hahahaha

[Corndizzog14]

lawl at you Ed Price.

i really liked the candy from a baby joke.

:D you rock!

[TheAnimationEmpire]

Yeah, this is me. I'm not an online girl, dangit!

- Ed for TAE