YAB: Twu Luv

Come, read the terrible tale of the teen mother who named her child Renesmee Bella Stephenie, after having spawned the child with a guy she hooked up with just because his name was Edward. Yes, this does happen in real life.

You may weep for humanity now:
http://community.livejournal.com/twilight_sucks/217060.html

But at least it has a happy ending:
http://community.livejournal.com/twilight_sucks/219315.html


Isn't twu luv great, guys?

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[AsceticDarkness]

Twilight has ruined many impressionable young teenagers and has damned them (in the metaphoric sense). Shallowness (word?) has engulfed my school and I cry for humanity when I see the damage it has done. Irrevocable and unconditional damage. Yes, I realise "unconditional" is used wrongly, but I daresay that "unconditional" being used in the above context is better writing than the pro-paedophilia (sp?/word?) Stephenie Meyer who "can't write worth a darn". Props to Stephen King, BTW.

[DoubtDeChagny]

Oh, by the way, I am utterly disgusted with myself for falling prey to Twilight's charms in the first place, and have been an avid anti-Twilight since October 2008. ;D

-Doubt de Chagny

[NellChenoweth]

@Maikkacrackshiper13 the whole soulmate stuff is just made up fairytale crap.

[Maikkacrackshiper13]

If I'm honest, twilight ruined my illusions of tru luv cuz i was so disgusted by Edward & bella & worse imprinting. It makes me think. I mean, if soulmates exist, then y r there divorces. What if some1 marries some1 besides their soulmate? Would their soulmate live alone unhappy cuz they unlike their other half of their couple nvr found their soulmate or even some1 else to b happy with? Idk I'm so confused

[PrincessSixThirteen]

I believe in soulmates. I believe that two people are destined to be together. This does not mean that I expect the relationship to be easy, that my partner in life is perfect, or that life will be all roses and no thorns. Please, do not associate my religious beliefs, (that G-d runs the world, and everything is in His hands, etc.), with dreamland. One does not equate the other.

[SideSwipeGTA]

If you ever come to Colorado, I will go out with you, Shmelia!!

[YamsRyu]

I have to disagree about "Soul mate love never existing" It does exist, my friend just basically married her soul mate. Oh sure, they have their squabbles and disagreements but I think you threw the term out to quickly because of how cliche it has become. Because when my friend saw this guy, she fell for him, hard. One look, and some interactions and she fell madly in love.

Soul Mate doesn't mean true love without work. It's just ... the person COMPLETES you. Don't let Meyers ruin it :p

[YamsRyu]

@LonelyAtHeart4ever

It's based on a wet dream Meyer had. Edward and Bella's love was smooth sailing. Did you never even read the book? Even with my paltry knowledge of what happens, even I know that the outcome would never change. Meyers just created unnecessary drama and stuff to try and hide the self fulfillment sue and wish within the book.

Tragedy? Overcame it.

Drama? Overcame it.

Infidelity? Overcame it.

Hatred that would black out the sun? Overcame it

People trying to deny? Overcame it

[YamsRyu]

@PotawatomiApiwa

She didn't just ruin Jacob- who well he wasn't that great to begin with as he was getting obsessive and creepy too.. but pretty much what legend she tried to half ass, out of her ass. The "LOL SKINWALKERS".

Yeah look it up, they aren't humanity's best friends. They aren't even -your- best friends.

[star3catcherSEQUEL]

I liked Twilight kind of at first, just for the mythical creatures. But it was really the fans themselves that ruined it, by making it up to be something it wasn't. And in my personal experience, ever since girls have started obsessing over it, the girly preps who once hated us goths/emos/dark people, have started to gather around us like we're all the best of chums, but we can all tell they're just there because we're "vampire-y."

[JTeamjesters]

all I have to say is....awesome shirt! Mighty Morphin PR was my show, and the yellow ranger was my favorite! Woo, go yellow ranger!

Oh wait...this is not about that, is it...

[PotawatomiApiwa]

the only decent character was Jacob Black. and stephenie ruined him in the end. what was she thinking. oh yeah, she wanted Jacob to remain connected to Bella in some way shape or form. thus making him imprint on that renesmee thing. because Bella just has to everything she wants, even Jacob. now he's forced to be around her because of her damn baby just because Bella wants him there. selfish much? the poor boy is hurting because of Bella.