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"THE GRASS PEOPLE" KNIFE PAINTED SUNSET LANDSCAPE - TIME LAPSE VIDEO by jarduli

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Uploaded by on Jan 26, 2012

PAINTINGS ON EBAY: http://shop.ebay.co.uk/jarduli/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=...


Ok, let me start off by saying that this painting is only available for purchase by the most creative mind-bended individuals. The painting was created by me, a 2nd degree monk the ultra-super master living on a highest tree of Bristol to serve the needs of a right brained individual. I didn't even considered to include pretty lighting (right-brained don't look at a painting, they see through the painting) or sound effects (right-brained don't hear sounds, they Imagine them). There is also no bar-code (the right-brained don't even know what a bar-code is) It was never intended to flash with high definition 3d images to give you a sensation that you are somewhere else. It wasn't meant to have a super smooth surface so you could admire perfect shapes and shines. If that's the kind of painting you are looking for then do as all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop. Oh yeah, this beast comes with something we creative creatures living in the world of meanings really need. It has the power to make your room alive screaming with memories and dreams.
It turns heads like Dolce's supermodel and make people talk like Alan Carr on speed. It gives super-massive black hole's power even to the wall next door. It comes with a certificate of authenticity so if a left-brainier ask you, you can say that it was an investment. And finally it supports me and pays for petrol of my little 13 years old micra.

The price is unbelievable low, in fact it is so low that it will only go up. I'll entertain reasonable offers and I mean reasonable. Don't go up to me and say Ill give you 10 quid for it. Maybe I don't have so much of a left brain but I can still do an eye jab quite successfully.

Now, go and look in the mirror or even better, go and look deep into your soul. If it's a little bit twisted, with issues and you are walking around with crayons in your pocket then I advise you to click "Buy it now" before another physicist comes in buy it for his granny's birthday before you.

To sweeten the deal a bit more if you are brave and want two masterpieces to achieve the ultimate ultra advanced level of awesomeness I'll hand you back 4 quid and a bag of sweets. yeap, the famous sweets that you have always liked, FREE!




How it works? Your brain deconstruct images in a very specyfic way. When looking at a painting from a distance your brain fills up the gaps. Your imagination works in a sub-level, painting like that I want to plug into your subconscious. It forces the brain to conjure up an extremely personal interpretation of it. If the painting had been painted like a detail photographic representation, the brain wouldn't have to fill in the gaps. By causing it, our experience becomes more visceral, with our brain applying memories and very deep emotions to the work. To create that it is better to quickly capture the essence of the subject, rather than its details. I apply colors with as little mixing as possible, creating a vibrant surface, "the optical mixing" should occur in your eyes as a viewer with your personal interpretation. You could be looking at the painting hanging in your room for the next two years thinking about it in a specific way and then suddenly a handy-man comes in to fix your dishwasher and points out something that you perhaps missed or never considered to be that way. It happens to me all the time and I paint this god damn stuff. You will just love it.

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  • aaaaaawwwwweeeeesssssoooommmme­eee

  • Hi! This is awesome. Luv'n your paintings!!! Have a great day, Jennifer :)

  • i just love your work!! amazing!

  • nice

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