A video for Jerbear

In which Leah thinks she's ghetto, Amanda has a smile that sparkles, Graham looks like Moritz, Marlena unintentionally burns Hayley, AND DID I MENTION WE'RE IN HAYLEY'S HOUSE?! Seriously.

Lyrically:

Whenever we see someone YouTube likes to pay
And let's face it - who doesn't youtube like to pay?
Our tender hearts tend to start to bleed

And when someone needs a few more views
We whore them out with yays and woos
We know SHE knows exactly what they need
And even in your case
Though it's the toughest case we've yet to face
Don't worry, we're determined to succeed
Follow our lead, and yes, indeed
You will be

Part-en-er! You're gonna be youtube partner!
We'll get you on the home page
So you'll earn your wage
For both of your accounts
Ooh! We'll show you what shirts to wear
How to fix your hair
Cuz we know it really counts
To be part-en-er

We'll help you be youtube partner!
We'll give you the gift of gab
When you film collabs
With the vloggers we all know
So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go

Don't be offended by our little parody
Think of it as just a minor act of charity
Cuz even though they like you in Australia
No one really lives there, but we love you jerbear
We just wanna get you partenred -
She knows plenty youtube partners (... biblically)
And with an assist from them
You'll be the next trend
Instead of dreary who you were, well, are
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming part-en-er.... NAR!
La la la la ... We're gonna make you part-en-er

When I see depressed creatures
Who just can't seem to get featured
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of overrated decepticons
Who don't deserve the page they're on
Are they made of awesome?
Don't make us laugh!

They got partnered! Please -
It's all about getting partnered!
It's not about aptitude
It's how many views
So it's very shrewd to be
On a channel with hot girls, like... she!

And though you no wants
Any mean comments
We really have to say
You're gonna do a happydance
On autoplay

La la la la ... You'll be part-en-ered
Just not quite as quickly as Hayley (lolz.)

Category:

People & Blogs

Tags:

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• aren't
• THAT
• mean
• shut
• up

[owlssayhooot]

Amazing.

[ProfessorSpork]

GET IN SCONES NOW. NOW NOW NOW.

[owlssayhooot]

I caaan't I am leaving again for a cast members house. :)

[ProfessorSpork]

you break my heart, hyde.

[jerryhcooke]

no.. words.. at.. all.

Okay, some words: love. admire. want. gigglesnort. surprise. 22days. thanks. *dies*

[jerryhcooke]

Video = success.

[itsbenJARmin]

made an awesome song even more awesome.

[BMW745iiii]

Fat ass needs to lose the turkey chin.

[SWISSsforzando]

this is genius! :D

[chrisontv88]

OMG this was freaking amazing. Favorited. I loves Jerry

[nannon94]

hahhaha this was hilariouss.

i lovve that song[;

[ivebeengahlindafied]

Oh my god. That was HILARIOUS!!!!

[UntillDeathComes]

Hahaha.

I've watched this like fifty times.

And he does look like Moritz.

^_^

[Pos111]

car crash

[MarxMahem]

total brilliance...

you have amazing friends

[tbyank19]

agreed