Messed-Up Bible Stories 3: Cain and Abel
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@McFrolics Plus, God should've known that Cain would've killed Abel afterwards. ;)
10 months ago 8
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I am a christian and any other religion is hatred and death thats cr@p
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politicoochie09 your wrong god does not like killing
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@ebolaworld u should definately do the one with the story of Job
thats the most FUCKED up one
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@CynicalSkeptic1 You have to understand that God LOVES killing! He always rewards his people for murder, genocide, etc. That's why Cain gets a free wife! God just can't get enough killing. Also, if you read Leviticus, God LOVES the smell of burning flesh! Over and over he says how "savory" it is! Dead carcasses smell good to the invisible god with a nose! But collecting sticks at the end of the week? NOT fun for Yahweh. So what if the poor guy had a wife and kids! Stone him!
2 months ago 3
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@ILOVEGOD773 bumbaclot!
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@McFrolics god accepted both offerings but like abels more because abel gave the best of his livestock and cain gave the left overs of his crops. cain was jealous and then killed abel.
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So.. Enoch either had to phuck his mom, grandmother, or sister...
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I watch youtube vids as my nightly tradition of worshipping and learning about the bible. I seen ur vids and started watching them. They're accurate but at the same time funny lol. So I'm enjoying learning and laughing at the same time. It doesn't seem like ur making fun of religion like its a bad thing.
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Did people really look like flounders back then?
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@snoringproductions Thank you for acting like christ. oh wait...... btw if you're being sarcastic then ignore my statement. it's hard to sense sarcasm over the internet. lol
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Why is it dinosaur era?? God accepted the fruits and the goods not dead animals. When Adam decided to ignore God even if he know that God is real that is how Christians see atheists...And God probably sent him a wife because there was only one way of having kids, does not mean that God was angry with him...
ILOVEGOD773 9 months ago
@ILOVEGOD773 1. Because many creationist believe that man and dinosaurs lived together. 2. Read the bible. He accepted the sacrificed animals. 3. I made that part up. 4. He had to send him a wife, because there was noone else around for him to fuck. And God was angry with him for killing his brother. Again, read the bible. lol
ebolaworld 9 months ago 9